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15-11-2014, 03:39 PM
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In college dorms many years ago, smoking a bowl with one of my best friends while watching tv. The famous egg in a frying pan commercial comes on

"this is drugs" <sizzling>
"this is your brain on drugs<egg drops into the grease and cooks>
"any questions?"


my friend takes another big hit on the bowl, passes it to me and says

" if it werent for the drugs your brain would stick to the pan".


BAHAHAHAHA! major laughing and coughing fit then ensued. Smokin

She is now a psychiatrist and has changed her new saying to "better living thru chemicals".


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15-11-2014, 03:43 PM
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"Trickle down economics? They should call it tinkle down economics 'cause it's just the rich pissing on the poor and telling them it's the nectar of the gods" - Girly's Actuary Brother Bill

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15-11-2014, 05:17 PM
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"Girl can't eat grass."
-- current flatmate.

"I have hidden shallows."
-- current ex-wife.

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15-11-2014, 05:27 PM
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"Don't get old....It hurts" My dad.

"Getting old is better than the alternative." My granddad.

"It's better to be 50 minutes late in this world than 50 years early in the next." My granddad.

"Have I had my dinner yet?" My great granddad when he was 98

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18-11-2014, 05:09 AM
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"There is no such thing as credible, respectable apologetics. Apologetics and evangelism are different tents in the same circus.

I apologize for denigrating the circus just now."

-Steve Shives

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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18-11-2014, 07:42 AM
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"Get some meat in your ass!"

- my Dad speaking to my skinny brother as he was struggling to reel in a striper. This phrase stuck because of my perverted sense of humor is used regularly by my family.

"If I were a hobbit, my name would be Tea Baggins."

- spoken by one of my closest friends when we were all drunk and stoned.
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18-11-2014, 08:04 AM
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(18-11-2014 07:42 AM)Fodder_From_The_Truth Wrote:  ...as he was struggling to reel in a striper.

I read that as "as he was struggling to reel in a stripper". It still made sense, but required a double-take.
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18-11-2014, 09:07 AM
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That potential confusion crossed my mind Unfogged. I live next to a lake where striper guiding is a profession (my dads profession actually) and I was also once a bouncer at a strip club, so this little stripper/striper conundrum has come up before.
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18-11-2014, 01:19 PM
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(18-11-2014 08:04 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(18-11-2014 07:42 AM)Fodder_From_The_Truth Wrote:  ...as he was struggling to reel in a striper.

I read that as "as he was struggling to reel in a stripper". It still made sense, but required a double-take.
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You are not the only one that read it that way.
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18-11-2014, 01:37 PM
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Keep a modest mouth, but a confident mind(Cheesy I know but I wrote that)

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