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24-11-2014, 07:12 PM
RE: Non famous quotes.............
I think I'm allergic to beer. Every time I drink a case I get sick and thow up.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

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24-11-2014, 07:26 PM
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(24-11-2014 07:12 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  I think I'm allergic to beer. Every time I drink a case I get sick and thow up.

You have to build a tolerance. Trust me, I have a great deal of experience. Yes

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01-12-2014, 05:35 PM (This post was last modified: 01-12-2014 07:05 PM by Can_of_Beans.)
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"Blessed are the richer-than-fuck
for they are richer than fuck."

A quote taken from a meme in the video 5 Stupid Things About the Prosperity Gospel by Steve Shives.

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01-12-2014, 06:14 PM
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Religion is easy to understand
Once you realize it is
Just an application of the principle of
Maximum of Confusion
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01-12-2014, 06:58 PM
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My mother, cursing at life in general.

"Aw, shit on the shores of Shanghai!"

My mother, after seeing my way-too-short-skirt when I was in high school.

"Jesus Christ, don't bend over, everyone can see your twat."

My mother's reply to a very annoying neighbor.

"Yeah, well, up yours with a jiggystick you bastard!"

My mother on keeping the house clean with 6 kids and 2 adults.

"I'll clean the house when your all gone and if I play my cards right I'll be dead by then." She hated house cleaning.

Funny lady, my Mom. Big Grin

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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01-12-2014, 07:04 PM (This post was last modified: 01-12-2014 08:26 PM by Anjele.)
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The last conversation I had with my maternal grandmother included asking her what the people from the Outer Banks thought happened to the people of The Lost Colony. Her response,"Well, that was four hundred years ago and even I wasn't alive then."

I laughed till I cried.

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01-12-2014, 07:17 PM
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(01-12-2014 06:58 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  My mother, cursing at life in general.

"Aw, shit on the shores of Shanghai!"

My mother, after seeing my way-too-short-skirt when I was in high school.

"Jesus Christ, don't bend over, everyone can see your twat."

My mother's reply to a very annoying neighbor.

"Yeah, well, up yours with a jiggystick you bastard!"

My mother on keeping the house clean with 6 kids and 2 adults.

"I'll clean the house when your all gone and if I play my cards right I'll be dead by then." She hated house cleaning.

Funny lady, my Mom. Big Grin

Is she single?

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01-12-2014, 08:14 PM
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This one is a bit weird but I was rather drunk when I said it:

"Any self professed agent of chaos that does not have OCD.....doesn't really understand chaos."

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01-12-2014, 09:03 PM
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(01-12-2014 08:14 PM)WhiskeyDebates Wrote:  This one is a bit weird but I was rather drunk when I said it:

"Any self professed agent of chaos that does not have OCD.....doesn't really understand chaos."

Hobo

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01-12-2014, 09:13 PM
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(01-12-2014 09:03 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  "Any self professed agent of chaos that does not have OCD.....doesn't really understand chaos."

OCD is a last ditch effort to not go all OCD and shit.

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