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22-09-2017, 10:41 AM
RE: Not So Sexy Banter Thread
(22-09-2017 08:46 AM)jennybee Wrote:  #nooks and crannies are sexy Laugh out load

But did Richard Nixon' s kids have breakfast with crooks and nannies??

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22-09-2017, 10:55 AM
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(22-09-2017 08:46 AM)jennybee Wrote:  #nooks and crannies are sexy Laugh out load
I'll butter your nooks and crannies. You'd like that, wouldn't you?
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22-09-2017, 12:29 PM
RE: Not So Sexy Banter Thread
(22-09-2017 10:55 AM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(22-09-2017 08:46 AM)jennybee Wrote:  #nooks and crannies are sexy Laugh out load
I'll butter your nooks and crannies. You'd like that, wouldn't you?

I think using a toaster could be dangerous.
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22-09-2017, 12:41 PM
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"If you keep trying to better yourself that's enough for me. We don't decide which hand we are dealt in life, but we make the decision to play it or fold it" - Nishi Karano Kaze


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22-09-2017, 02:04 PM
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My dad always called hot cereal "mush". It didn't matter if it was oats, wheat or any other kind of hot grain cereal....he always called it mush. "You wanna have some mush for breakfast?" ........ "No dad, but I'll have some hot cereal." Rolleyes

At one point us kids started calling it "slop" just to make a point.

So with that in mind:

"Hey baby Heart you wanna come over and watch me eat some slop? I'll bring in the horse trough and we can share!" Thumbsup

Mmmmmwah! Kiss Heart

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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22-09-2017, 02:32 PM
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Cereal? Cereal? Fuck if you come over to my place you can watch me fill out tax returns Blush

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If you're perfect -- Alanis Morissette
(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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22-09-2017, 02:43 PM
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(22-09-2017 02:32 PM)morondog Wrote:  Cereal? Cereal? Fuck if you come over to my place you can watch me fill out tax returns Blush

Is it getting hot in here? *fans self* Tongue
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22-09-2017, 03:20 PM
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Bunch of Fruit Loops...

Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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22-09-2017, 04:38 PM
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Sizzling hot over here in Alizaville. I've got crumpled up used tissues all over the floor from having missed the waste basket with my terrible aim. If that's not enough to turn you on, the scent of my Vick's Vapo-rub should do the trick. It's smeared all over my chest.

My strategy of ignoring my problems until they disappear never seems to work out for me. ...I'll try to get around to dealing with that in the near future.
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22-09-2017, 04:59 PM
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(22-09-2017 04:38 PM)Aliza Wrote:  Sizzling hot over here in Alizaville. I've got crumpled up used tissues all over the floor from having missed the waste basket with my terrible aim. If that's not enough to turn you on, the scent of my Vick's Vapo-rub should do the trick. It's smeared all over my chest.

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