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22-09-2017, 05:24 PM
RE: Not So Sexy Banter Thread
(22-09-2017 04:38 PM)Aliza Wrote:  Sizzling hot over here in Alizaville. I've got crumpled up used tissues all over the floor from having missed the waste basket with my terrible aim. If that's not enough to turn you on, the scent of my Vick's Vapo-rub should do the trick. It's smeared all over my chest.

Vick's Vapo-rub? That's quite the aphrodisiac Tongue

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22-09-2017, 07:37 PM
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22-09-2017, 08:43 PM
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(22-09-2017 07:38 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Hey baby, wanna come over and watch me eat my hot, steamy buckwheat cereal with sliced strawberries and raw cashew butter? Laugh out load

I do not get how it relates to sexiness. Please explain.
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22-09-2017, 08:46 PM
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(22-09-2017 08:43 PM)Thinker Wrote:  
(22-09-2017 07:38 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Hey baby, wanna come over and watch me eat my hot, steamy buckwheat cereal with sliced strawberries and raw cashew butter? Laugh out load

I do not get how it relates to sexiness. Please explain.

It doesn't. That's why it's the "Not So" Sexy banter thread.

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23-09-2017, 12:46 PM
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(22-09-2017 04:38 PM)Aliza Wrote:  Sizzling hot over here in Alizaville. I've got crumpled up used tissues all over the floor from having missed the waste basket with my terrible aim. If that's not enough to turn you on, the scent of my Vick's Vapo-rub should do the trick. It's smeared all over my chest.

My wife likes it when I stain her chest...

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I have terrible aim too Blush

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23-09-2017, 12:53 PM
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(22-09-2017 07:38 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Hey baby, wanna come over and watch me eat my hot, steamy buckwheat cereal with sliced strawberries and raw cashew butter? Laugh out load


Spoiler tags! Was reading this on a crowded BART car. The person immediately in front of me was not amused.

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23-09-2017, 12:56 PM
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(23-09-2017 12:46 PM)unsapien Wrote:  
(22-09-2017 04:38 PM)Aliza Wrote:  Sizzling hot over here in Alizaville. I've got crumpled up used tissues all over the floor from having missed the waste basket with my terrible aim. If that's not enough to turn you on, the scent of my Vick's Vapo-rub should do the trick. It's smeared all over my chest.

My wife likes it when I stain her chest...

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I have terrible aim too Blush


I can relate. Mine has a fetish for pearl necklaces.

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23-09-2017, 01:10 PM
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(23-09-2017 12:53 PM)whateverist Wrote:  
(22-09-2017 07:38 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Hey baby, wanna come over and watch me eat my hot, steamy buckwheat cereal with sliced strawberries and raw cashew butter? Laugh out load


Spoiler tags! Was reading this on a crowded BART car. The person immediately in front of me was not amused.

I learned a long time ago NEVER to click on a thread started by Jennybee if there's a chance of anyone watching...

Her threads are "...like a box of chocolates..." Wink

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23-09-2017, 02:00 PM
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(23-09-2017 12:53 PM)whateverist Wrote:  
(22-09-2017 07:38 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Hey baby, wanna come over and watch me eat my hot, steamy buckwheat cereal with sliced strawberries and raw cashew butter? Laugh out load


Spoiler tags! Was reading this on a crowded BART car. The person immediately in front of me was not amused.

Why was the person in front of you reading your phone? Creeper.
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23-09-2017, 02:03 PM
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Worst sex conversation I ever participated in:

"Put it in!"

(pause)

"It's already in."

Full disclosure (NOT hubby. Before I met hubby.) This guy had to have been the original reason for the invention of the term "pencil dick."

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