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23-09-2017, 02:07 PM
 
RE: Not So Sexy Banter Thread
I just finished flossing my teeth. Try not to get too excited. It was mint flavored too.
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23-09-2017, 02:47 PM
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(23-09-2017 02:00 PM)Aliza Wrote:  
(23-09-2017 12:53 PM)whateverist Wrote:  Spoiler tags! Was reading this on a crowded BART car. The person immediately in front of me was not amused.

Why was the person in front of you reading your phone? Creeper.


Claimed I poked her. I kept my hands to myself, I tell you.

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24-09-2017, 12:46 AM
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Would you guys like me to turn my kettle on? I'm gonna turn my kettle on!

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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24-09-2017, 04:24 AM
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Get those panties ready to drop ladies, because when I get back home I'm gonna vacuum and do the laundry. If I'm feeling really saucy, I might just do the dishes too.

Looking is free, but touching cost extra.

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24-09-2017, 05:49 AM
 
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(24-09-2017 12:46 AM)morondog Wrote:  Would you guys like me to turn my kettle on? I'm gonna turn my kettle on!

What kind of tea are you going to use, big boy? Laugh out load
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24-09-2017, 05:50 AM
 
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(24-09-2017 04:24 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Get those panties ready to drop ladies, because when I get back home I'm gonna vacuum and do the laundry. If I'm feeling really saucy, I might just do the dishes too.

Looking is free, but touching cost extra.

Wow, you have a lot of endurance Wink
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24-09-2017, 05:54 AM
 
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I'm going to grocery store today and I plan on picking out some ripe in season fruit. I can't wait to get home, tear it out of my eco friendly shopping bag and eat it...slowly.
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24-09-2017, 06:57 AM
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(24-09-2017 04:24 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Get those panties ready to drop ladies, because when I get back home I'm gonna vacuum and do the laundry. If I'm feeling really saucy, I might just do the dishes too.

Looking is free, but touching cost extra.

Wrong thread. This needs to be on the SEXY banter thread. There is nothing sexier than a man doing housework witout having been nagged to do it.

Ohhhh baby!

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24-09-2017, 06:59 AM
 
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(24-09-2017 06:57 AM)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  
(24-09-2017 04:24 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Get those panties ready to drop ladies, because when I get back home I'm gonna vacuum and do the laundry. If I'm feeling really saucy, I might just do the dishes too.

Looking is free, but touching cost extra.

Wrong thread. This needs to be on the SEXY banter thread. There is nothing sexier than a man doing housework witout having been nagged to do it.

Ohhhh baby!

I'm picturing him doing this in a French Maid's outfit. Tongue
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24-09-2017, 07:08 AM
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I froze some meat a few days ago and today I defrosted it for lunch!!!

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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