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24-09-2017, 05:42 PM
RE: Not So Sexy Banter Thread
(22-09-2017 07:40 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(22-09-2017 07:38 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Hey baby, wanna come over and watch me eat my hot, steamy buckwheat cereal with sliced strawberries and raw cashew butter? Laugh out load

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24-09-2017, 05:57 PM
RE: Not So Sexy Banter Thread
(24-09-2017 05:42 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(22-09-2017 07:40 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Pics. Drinking Beverage


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24-09-2017, 06:13 PM
RE: Not So Sexy Banter Thread
(24-09-2017 05:57 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(24-09-2017 05:42 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
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Iz just a cartoon. Tongue

Let's see... for realz... Consider

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24-09-2017, 06:15 PM
RE: Not So Sexy Banter Thread
I just slipped into a sexy worn to shit t-shirt and threw on some sexy 100 percent organic cotton grey sweats and flip flops so I could saunter on down to check the mail in my mailbox. My flip flops made that sensual flopping noise as I made my way down the hall and out my front door.

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24-09-2017, 06:16 PM
RE: Not So Sexy Banter Thread
(24-09-2017 06:13 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(24-09-2017 05:57 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Sexxxay Tongue

Iz just a cartoon. Tongue

Let's see... for realz... Consider

Something for the fellas.
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Eh? Ehhhh?


Prepare yourselves, ladies!
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24-09-2017, 06:38 PM
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TheGulegon: At times like this I really wish we had a "dislike" option.

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24-09-2017, 06:49 PM
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(24-09-2017 06:38 PM)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  TheGulegon: At times like this I really wish we had a "dislike" option.

Yabut, wouldn't trolls count dislikes as likes, and be further encouraged to keep it up...?...

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24-09-2017, 10:16 PM (This post was last modified: 24-09-2017 10:22 PM by whateverist.)
RE: Not So Sexy Banter Thread
(24-09-2017 12:46 AM)morondog Wrote:  Would you guys like me to turn my kettle on? I'm gonna turn my kettle on!


I'll bet your kettle is really hot.

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24-09-2017, 10:19 PM
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(24-09-2017 07:48 AM)Aliza Wrote:  
(24-09-2017 07:08 AM)morondog Wrote:  I froze some meat a few days ago and today I defrosted it for lunch!!!

Is it a big piece of meat that will take so long to defrost that you might as well just eat something else, or is it a tiny piece of meat that will be ready to devour quickly, but will barely satisfy your hunger?


Also, does your micro wave have a turn table? Remember your meat's motion can be as important as its size when it comes to defrosting.

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25-09-2017, 01:49 AM
RE: Not So Sexy Banter Thread
(24-09-2017 10:16 PM)whateverist Wrote:  
(24-09-2017 12:46 AM)morondog Wrote:  Would you guys like me to turn my kettle on? I'm gonna turn my kettle on!


I'll bet your kettle is really hot.

It boils at slightly lower than 100 degrees Celsius due to low atmospheric pressure. It's definitely hot enough to boil anyone's beverage though Blush

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