Nothing fails like prayer. But the Glock is always reliable.
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02-07-2015, 07:13 AM
Nothing fails like prayer. But the Glock is always reliable.
I thought this was an interesting story about how some churches are resorting to armed guards.

Really? Do the math guys.

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02-07-2015, 10:07 AM
RE: Nothing fails like prayer. But the Glock is always reliable.
Nice part of Michigan's concealed carry law --- you CAN carry in a church- if the church OK's it....

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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03-07-2015, 12:58 AM
RE: Nothing fails like prayer. But the Glock is always reliable.
(02-07-2015 07:13 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  I thought this was an interesting story about how some churches are resorting to armed guards.

Really? Do the math guys.

That pastor simply sounds scared.

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03-07-2015, 09:54 AM
RE: Nothing fails like prayer. But the Glock is always reliable.
But....but.....just pray the guns and bullets away. That should work. Thumbsup

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03-07-2015, 12:10 PM
RE: Nothing fails like prayer. But the Glock is always reliable.
(03-07-2015 12:58 AM)Banjo Wrote:  
(02-07-2015 07:13 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  I thought this was an interesting story about how some churches are resorting to armed guards.

Really? Do the math guys.

That pastor simply sounds scared.

Sure. But how many sermons has he preached where he was saying to let god take the wheel or put your trust in him? And then trusts his safety to a human with a gun.

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03-07-2015, 12:19 PM
RE: Nothing fails like prayer. But the Glock is always reliable.
Give churchgoers guns? Confused

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05-07-2015, 09:23 AM
RE: Nothing fails like prayer. But the Glock is always reliable.
(03-07-2015 12:19 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Give churchgoers guns? Confused

Gasp No one expects the Mississippi Inquisition! Bechased

I totally expect that. Instead read robes and silly hats, they had white robes and pointy hats.

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