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16-12-2011, 04:13 PM
Now that lucradis is the admin...
...let's start a Complaint Thread!

A few things that I expect you to fix immediately Lucra:

1. This forum doesn't make waffles.
2. Each post should have an icon that, when clicked, reads the words to me in the soothing voice of a Hispanic maid or a baritone jazz musician.
3. Sometimes my back itches.
4. There's only 12 dollars in my wallet.
5. Along with Rep and Likes, we need to establish a Fond Of button, an I Approve bar, a Most Preferred status, and an annual award ceremony wherein the person with the most Likes Given is presented with a giant foam hand, which is then used to pat them on the back.
6. This forum has made no effort to trim the hedge that is creeping its way onto my side of the fence.
7. There is no scratch and sniff feature.
8. I'm still not a moderator.
9. It burns when I pee.
10. I pee when I laugh.
11. This forum often makes me laugh, causing me a strange burning sensation. Therefore, this forum causes STDs. This logic is flawless.
12. I still don't know what became of TrainWreck's classification system.


I expect you to address these items in an expeditious manner, and I shall sit here, refusing to eat or bath myself until every last conflict is resolved.

Signed,
The Buddiest of Christs

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16-12-2011, 04:27 PM
RE: Now that lucradis is the admin...
13: free beer

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16-12-2011, 04:32 PM
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Jesus, Christ.

I think the bug with the STDs is the most urgent to fix. Deep Thought, any ideas on how to do this? Do you reckon it's a myBB thing? I propose as a temp fix that we adopt a hierarchical pack structure like wolves and bite all the people with STDs. This also has the side advantage that BC won't survive long enough for his no-bathing strategy to become effective. I really don't want to witness that.
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16-12-2011, 04:51 PM
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And what is the point of the "Delivery Fee" on pizza deliveries when it doesn't go to the delivery guy? Who gets this fee and what is its purpose? I demand answers, admin!

And even though you haven't been online since I created this thread 10 minutes ago, I'm going to take your silence as a declaration of apathy. Clearly you are ignoring your subjects! Address the issues or risk an uprising! Rabble!

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16-12-2011, 05:41 PM
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I might be able to do somethin about one of those. I'm not technically online right now either though so hold yet horses.
I also don't know which one I'm gonna fix as of yet but when I get that jump to conclusions mat going we're in business.

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16-12-2011, 05:43 PM
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(16-12-2011 05:41 PM)lucradis Wrote:  I might be able to do somethin about one of those. I'm not technically online right now either though so hold yet horses.
I also don't know which one I'm gonna fix as of yet but when I get that jump to conclusions mat going we're in business.

God, I hope it's the Pizza Delivery Fee, cuz I was thinking about ordering some tonight.

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16-12-2011, 05:54 PM
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There is no coffee in the forum!!!

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16-12-2011, 06:02 PM
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(16-12-2011 04:27 PM)The_observer Wrote:  13: free beer

Ive said a few times that this forum needs a bar that senior members Can drink in for free. Big Grin

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16-12-2011, 06:02 PM
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Lucradis there is one thing you need to do. Get me to Canada!!!

Oh and more kitty stuff would be awesome.

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16-12-2011, 06:17 PM
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I feel so liberated!

I want (and I mean NOW) :

Wintergreen Altoids
Someone to give BC a bath
Eleventeen different colors to identify how much bacon each member eats
A "Nerf" button at the bottom of every post
Every time a member posts the word "discombobulate" they should get a +0.329 rep
My name should be a slightly darker green, to show that I like green but I'm not an admin
Would someone PLEASE give BC a bath??
A weekly printout of all the posts on the forum should be sent to each member in triplicate
Bring back the MC Hammer pants
As a Christmas gift, all members should recieve 3 feet of purple yarn and a lock of your hair
For crying out loud, if you don't personally bathe BC I'm gonna leave!

I have more, but you are new, so I'll take it easy on you.

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