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12-12-2014, 08:23 AM
Now the church buys the beer.
A new church is inviting the community to The Firehouse Bar tomorrow night, offering to buy everyone’s first drink. Here's the link:

http://wate.com/2014/12/11/new-church-of...ople-beer/
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12-12-2014, 08:59 AM
RE: Now the church buys the beer.
I take it as a small sign that they are desperate for new members because church attendance is waning, especially among younger people.
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12-12-2014, 11:03 AM
RE: Now the church buys the beer.
ONE beer?

Pffffffft.

Much too high a price for ONE beer.

We have enough youth. How about looking for the Fountain of Smart?
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12-12-2014, 12:14 PM
RE: Now the church buys the beer.
(12-12-2014 11:03 AM)Thinkerbelle Wrote:  ONE beer?

Pffffffft.

Much too high a price for ONE beer.


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12-12-2014, 01:02 PM
RE: Now the church buys the beer.
If more Christians were willing to go have a beer in a bar and hang out and talk about peace/love/happiness, I wouldn't have any quarrel with them. They can keep their woo. It's the stone the fags, teach creationism in schools, don't touch your wee wees or woo woos until marriage don't teach kids sex ed in your face bullshit that I have a problem with. Their belief in woo doesn't bother me, it's the judgmental pricks that fuck with social progress that bother me.

Not to mention, this church has a point. If the Jesus character were real, he'd be sitting in a bar or at da club watchin' strippers' booties bounce. Seeing as how he hung out with 12 men, it'd probably be a club with a rainbow sticker on the front door.....

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12-12-2014, 01:58 PM
RE: Now the church buys the beer.
Are they going to bless it first? I like my beer to have a zero percent alcohol blood content.

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12-12-2014, 02:08 PM
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(12-12-2014 01:58 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Are they going to bless it first? I like my beer to have a zero percent alcohol blood content.

Can mine feel like 0.16 and blow 0.079?

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12-12-2014, 02:35 PM
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(12-12-2014 11:03 AM)Thinkerbelle Wrote:  ONE beer?

Pffffffft.

Much too high a price for ONE beer.
Besides, one beer isn't going give me anywhere near a buzz to start taking what they say seriously.

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12-12-2014, 03:05 PM
RE: Now the church buys the beer.
Jesus of course mixed with publicans and winos.
He even turned the water into wine at a Jewish do!

As a recovering alcoholic I see this religious gimmickry as absolute crap!
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12-12-2014, 04:48 PM
RE: Now the church buys the beer.
(12-12-2014 02:35 PM)LostLocke Wrote:  
(12-12-2014 11:03 AM)Thinkerbelle Wrote:  ONE beer?

Pffffffft.

Much too high a price for ONE beer.
Besides, one beer isn't going give me anywhere near a buzz to start taking what they say seriously.

One beer wouldn't even make me pee.

But I agree with Mr Woof. We don't allow alcohol on election days for a reason - why is this any different?

We have enough youth. How about looking for the Fountain of Smart?
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