Nudist Atheists - Godless AND Naked!
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24-12-2015, 12:05 PM
RE: Nudist Atheists - Godless AND Naked!
(24-12-2015 12:01 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(24-12-2015 08:08 AM)WhiskeyDebates Wrote:  Me thinks the lady doth protest too much!

Fair enough. You want I should remove the leather vest and chaps?

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24-12-2015, 12:16 PM
RE: Nudist Atheists - Godless AND Naked!
(24-12-2015 12:01 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(24-12-2015 08:08 AM)WhiskeyDebates Wrote:  Me thinks the lady doth protest too much!

Fair enough. You want I should remove the leather vest and chaps?

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24-12-2015, 12:25 PM
RE: Nudist Atheists - Godless AND Naked!
(24-12-2015 12:01 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Fair enough. You want I should remove the leather vest and chaps?

Do you mind me asking if you ever put your chaps on backwards?

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24-12-2015, 10:40 PM
RE: Nudist Atheists - Godless AND Naked!
(24-12-2015 11:51 AM)jennybee Wrote:  A Visit from St. Snipples

'Twas the night before Snipmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a snipple;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Snipples soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave a lustre of midday to objects below,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny snipples,
With a Turkey Burner driver so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he must be St. Snip.

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, Nippy! now, Mammary! now Teensy and Tiny!
On, Pygmy! on,Mini ! on, Microscopic and Minute!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So up to the housetop the coursers they flew
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Snipples too—
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Snipples came with a bound.
He was naked, from his head to his foot,
No clothes, but his snipples were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a pedler just opening his pack.

His snipples—how they twinkled! how pert, how merry!
His ass cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his snipples
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his snipple,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
“Happy Snipples to all, and to all a good night!”

Heart Heart Heart

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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25-12-2015, 11:50 AM
RE: Nudist Atheists - Godless AND Naked!
So, still no naked pictures? Some of us are waiting patiently, come on people. Consider

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25-12-2015, 11:53 AM
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I had no naked pics of snipples in my stocking and I asked Santa for them and everything Weeping
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25-12-2015, 11:59 AM
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(25-12-2015 11:53 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I had no naked pics of snipples in my stocking and I asked Santa for them and everything Weeping

Yea I'm not one bit surprised Santa hasn't got you what you asked. You most likely are on top of his naughty list Laugh out load

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25-12-2015, 12:00 PM
RE: Nudist Atheists - Godless AND Naked!
(25-12-2015 11:59 AM)izel Wrote:  
(25-12-2015 11:53 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I had no naked pics of snipples in my stocking and I asked Santa for them and everything Weeping

Yea I'm not one bit surprised Santa hasn't got you what you asked. You most likely are on top of his naughty list Laugh out load

Laugh out load probably Tongue
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25-12-2015, 11:15 PM
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(25-12-2015 12:00 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(25-12-2015 11:59 AM)izel Wrote:  Yea I'm not one bit surprised Santa hasn't got you what you asked. You most likely are on top of his naughty list Laugh out load

Laugh out load probably Tongue

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26-12-2015, 11:04 AM
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(25-12-2015 11:59 AM)izel Wrote:  
(25-12-2015 11:53 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I had no naked pics of snipples in my stocking and I asked Santa for them and everything Weeping

Yea I'm not one bit surprised Santa hasn't got you what you asked. You most likely are on top of his naughty list Laugh out load
She likes being on top. Of the list. That's what I meant.
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