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31-01-2015, 06:20 PM
OMG shocker, pinkie and all - B'ham hearts Jeebus
I really need to stay off Facebook. But I got placed on call and don't have to go I to work yet, and decided to take a look at my newsfeed when I found this little ditty:

Bible City

I rather enjoyed this particular gem Rolleyes

Quote:Then and now, only one thing transcends black and white, crimson and orange in Birmingham. Love for the Bible.

For those of you unfamiliar with Alabama and it's eccentricities, the author is referring to racial tensions and and the Auburn v Alabama rivalry. Football, racism, and Jesus - sounds about right. Still think it's funny that they have the Vulcan, god of fire and metal work, overlooking their Christiandom. They need to get to work on tearing the statue down - they should have to sacrifice their victory because of blatant idolatry.

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Apparently, according to the article, going to church is all the rage among everyone, including med students, because of the great community it provides. Right.

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31-01-2015, 06:27 PM
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"Challenges facing Southern (Church) Planters."
They still have plantations there, it seems. Ohmy

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31-01-2015, 06:28 PM
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(31-01-2015 06:20 PM)Nurse Wrote:  I rather enjoyed this particular gem Rolleyes

Quote:Then and now, only one thing transcends black and white, crimson and orange in Birmingham. Love for the Bible.

Oh yes, the Bible clearly transcends race. Well, except for those inconvenient times when white, southern preachers used the Bible as justification for keeping black people as slaves... Dodgy

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31-01-2015, 06:35 PM
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(31-01-2015 06:27 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  "Challenges facing Southern (Church) Planters."
They still have plantations there, it seems. Ohmy

That one made me roll my eyes, too.
Most plantations got burned to the ground when the damn Yankees came through during the War of Northern Aggression. There are still a few historical homes, but not many.

There are probably more than 20 churches within 5 miles of my house. WTF do they need to build more churches in this state? How about shut the doors to the extras that are failing, pool your resources, and provide some community service in the form of care for the elderly, food pantries, etc.

Edit: autocorrect finally figured out I type "shit" more than shut. Now if only it could figure out I mean fucking not ducking...

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31-01-2015, 07:37 PM
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(31-01-2015 06:35 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(31-01-2015 06:27 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  "Challenges facing Southern (Church) Planters."
They still have plantations there, it seems. Ohmy

That one made me roll my eyes, too.
Most plantations got burned to the ground when the damn Yankees came through during the War of Northern Aggression. There are still a few historical homes, but not many.

There are probably more than 20 churches within 5 miles of my house. WTF do they need to build more churches in this state? How about shut the doors to the extras that are failing, pool your resources, and provide some community service in the form of care for the elderly, food pantries, etc.

Edit: autocorrect finally figured out I type "shit" more than shut. Now if only it could figure out I mean fucking not ducking...

I walked around downtown Atlanta once. Another huge Baptist church every block almost. Weeping

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31-01-2015, 07:47 PM
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(31-01-2015 06:35 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Edit: autocorrect finally figured out I type "shit" more than shut. Now if only it could figure out I mean fucking not ducking...

Oh so glad I'm not the only one.

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31-01-2015, 08:41 PM
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(31-01-2015 06:35 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Edit: autocorrect finally figured out I type "shit" more than shut. Now if only it could figure out I mean fucking not ducking...

Google knows me too well, now, too! Tongue
Those poor ducks, though! Confused

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01-02-2015, 12:40 PM
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(31-01-2015 07:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(31-01-2015 06:35 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Edit: autocorrect finally figured out I type "shit" more than shut. Now if only it could figure out I mean fucking not ducking...

Oh so glad I'm not the only one.

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02-02-2015, 02:18 PM (This post was last modified: 02-02-2015 09:56 PM by WhiskeyDebates.)
RE: OMG shocker, pinkie and all - B'ham hearts Jeebus
(31-01-2015 06:35 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Edit: autocorrect finally figured out I type "shit" more than shut. Now if only it could figure out I mean fucking not ducking...

I had a friend named Bobi which my, brand new, phone kept changing to Boobies. The extra funny part is that clearly my phone was sentient and saw Bobi because boobies amounted to about 80% of her body mass.

Many awkward text messages were had.Laugh out load

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