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05-10-2017, 09:13 AM
RE: Oaktree 500's Great British Q&A
(05-10-2017 09:10 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(05-10-2017 08:15 AM)adey67 Wrote:  Why do all British people have syphilis? Wink

I'm a little worried now since Oaktree whipped out his monkey and was displaying it all over this thread Wink Laugh out load
What I whip out and what I do with said item that is whipped out, is my business. Now if you don't mind I'm off to seek a sexual health doctor for non-item-whipping-out related things....

...everybody in this thread might also wanna get checked.....because....reasons...

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05-10-2017, 09:15 AM
RE: Oaktree 500's Great British Q&A
(05-10-2017 09:10 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(05-10-2017 08:15 AM)adey67 Wrote:  Why do all British people have syphilis? Wink

I'm a little worried now since Oaktree whipped out his monkey and was displaying it all over this thread Wink Laugh out load

No worries. A quick spank will subdue it.
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05-10-2017, 09:16 AM
RE: Oaktree 500's Great British Q&A
(05-10-2017 09:07 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  
(05-10-2017 08:15 AM)adey67 Wrote:  Why do all British people have syphilis? Wink

That's actually a stereotype. It certainly used to be that syphilis was all the rage but nowadays it has largely gone out of fashion. Most brothels don't even offer it anymore. Instead they prefer to offer a range of designer lifestyle STDs such as gonorrhea, genital herpes and crabs.

That's not to say that there isn't a specialised niche for traditional STDs, normally chosen by hardcore hipsters with trimmed beards who frequent sex shops wearing bowler hats, waist coats and walking canes etc. It's a nice idea but I can't ever see it going viral.
We prefer giving people...

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05-10-2017, 09:16 AM
RE: Oaktree 500's Great British Q&A
(05-10-2017 09:13 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  
(05-10-2017 09:10 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I'm a little worried now since Oaktree whipped out his monkey and was displaying it all over this thread Wink Laugh out load
What I whip out and what I do with said item that is whipped out, is my business. Now if you don't mind I'm off to seek a sexual health doctor for non-item-whipping-out related things....

...everybody in this thread might also wanna get checked.....because....reasons...

Moms, can we get a squeegee and some sanitizer for the British thread please Tongue Laugh out load

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05-10-2017, 09:16 AM
RE: Oaktree 500's Great British Q&A
(05-10-2017 09:10 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(05-10-2017 08:15 AM)adey67 Wrote:  Why do all British people have syphilis? Wink

I'm a little worried now since Oaktree whipped out his monkey and was displaying it all over this thread Wink Laugh out load

That's a sexy monkey right there cos he's drinking tea Big Grin
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05-10-2017, 09:19 AM
RE: Oaktree 500's Great British Q&A
(05-10-2017 09:16 AM)adey67 Wrote:  
(05-10-2017 09:10 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I'm a little worried now since Oaktree whipped out his monkey and was displaying it all over this thread Wink Laugh out load

That's a sexy monkey right there cos he's drinking tea Big Grin

A cheeky monkey Big Grin

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05-10-2017, 09:29 AM
RE: Oaktree 500's Great British Q&A
(05-10-2017 09:16 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(05-10-2017 09:13 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  What I whip out and what I do with said item that is whipped out, is my business. Now if you don't mind I'm off to seek a sexual health doctor for non-item-whipping-out related things....

...everybody in this thread might also wanna get checked.....because....reasons...

Moms, can we get a squeegee and some sanitizer for the British thread please Tongue Laugh out load

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05-10-2017, 03:53 PM
RE: Oaktree 500's Great British Q&A
(04-10-2017 12:47 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(04-10-2017 12:44 PM)Dr H Wrote:  Shocking

If they start peating it, I may have to quit drinking.

Dammit man, look what you made me do. Angry

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<sigh> I suppose this was inevitable, what with the micro-distillery craze currently being acted out.

Happened with the "microbrew revolution". First we started getting some better imports. Then local breweries started making tastier alternatives to the one-size-fits-all commercial beers. Then they started reviving old traditional styles. Then they started experimenting...

And the experimenting turned into market hype and took over. All concept of "balance" has gone out the window; 90% of local micros are some variation of American IPA with such extreme hopping that they might as well be pure hop tea; and in the name of experimentation the few that aren't IPAs might have anything from grapefruit to pepperoni in them. The pendulum always seems to swing a bit too far in the other direction.

I didn't see the peated gin coming, but I probably should have. I watched blended malt make way for single malts. Then old distilleries revived. They suddenly every distillery was discovering 50 "forgotten" casks of old whisky under the back stairs of the malting house -- every year or two. Then the experimentation began with the no-age-statement "limited editions" -- each step driving the prices up, of course.

Then the single malt revival became the boutique bourbon trend; the boutique vodka trend; the boutique rum trend; the boutique rye trend -- about all that was left was gin and tequila.

I'm sticking with my single-malt highland whisky, dammit. Angry

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05-10-2017, 03:58 PM
RE: Oaktree 500's Great British Q&A
(05-10-2017 09:13 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  
(05-10-2017 09:10 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I'm a little worried now since Oaktree whipped out his monkey and was displaying it all over this thread Wink Laugh out load
What I whip out and what I do with said item that is whipped out, is my business. Now if you don't mind I'm off to seek a sexual health doctor for non-item-whipping-out related things....

...everybody in this thread might also wanna get checked.....because....reasons...

S'ok, I use condoms when I'm posting.

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