Obama is the antichrist!
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07-09-2012, 02:51 AM
Obama is the antichrist!
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-h...of,29478/?

Yes thats right, you heard it here, folks!

I haven't laughed that hard at an onion article in a very very long time. My favorite quote:

Quote:As members of the audience violently tugged at their genitals and howled like sex-starved, atheist wolves, Obama stated that his administration would then seek to make free, taxpayer-funded abortions legal at any stage of pregnancy, even up to one full year after birth, in order to supply his newly created “federal stem-cell harvesting plants” with raw materials.
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07-09-2012, 02:57 AM
RE: Obama is the antichrist!
Oh wow are they out of the loop or what! We've known that fer how long?

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07-09-2012, 03:00 AM
RE: Obama is the antichrist!
LOL! Hahahaha
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07-09-2012, 06:06 AM
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I know someone who actually believes that!

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07-09-2012, 09:19 AM
RE: Obama is the antichrist!
Not sure if I have to point out sarcasm

Or if I am misunderstanding your comment...

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07-09-2012, 11:01 AM
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I am serious. I had someone tell me that Obama was the antichrist. They are apparently saying that in a local church here. She was dead serious too. And scared. She was really scared and big eyed.

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07-09-2012, 11:07 AM
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(07-09-2012 11:01 AM)Dom Wrote:  I am serious. I had someone tell me that Obama was the antichrist. They are apparently saying that in a local church here. She was dead serious too. And scared. She was really scared and big eyed.

Oh sorry... It was the second option then... I need coffee... best to start here I guess..Drinking Beverage

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07-09-2012, 11:18 AM
RE: Obama is the antichrist!
Hahaha these people make me laugh.

Bury me with my guns on, so when I reach the other side - I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on, so when I'm cast out of the sky, I can shoot the devil right between the eyes.
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07-09-2012, 11:55 AM
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I was at a loss for words and just said "Aw, come on, you don't really believe that" and changed the subject.

I don't want to confront her, I have to work with her.

It's unbelievable what those churches will tell their flock. She was genuinely scared.

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07-09-2012, 12:03 PM
RE: Obama is the antichrist!
You know, I don't even know where to start responding to a statement like that.

I can't very well argue that Obama is not the antichrist - then I would have to have an antichrist to base that argument on and there is none.

If I say "there is no antichrist" it still doesn't mean that if there is one despite what I say, Obama isn't him.

So in order to talk about it at all, I first have to start with disproving god. Nuts.

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