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10-04-2015, 11:12 AM
RE: Obsolete and/or Useless Talents
I can sex hamsters very efficiently. Granted, it can be a useful skill in some situations.

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10-04-2015, 11:45 AM
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(10-04-2015 11:12 AM)Alex K Wrote:  I can sex hamsters very efficiently. Granted, it can be a useful skill in some situations.

I'm sure the hamsters are appreciative.....

Undecided

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10-04-2015, 12:52 PM
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I can't do it well anymore - but baton (I was a majorette, won state and regional competitions a few times), flute, and piccolo.

I can't play the piano or French horn worth shit anymore. Wouldn't take much for me to pick back up the flute, though. At least the piano could have been useful. No one wants to hear a piccolo outside of an orchestra or marching band.

There are a few lewd songs I still remember the lyrics to from high school, like "Love in ya Mouth" and Ludacris "Fantasy." Cause me rapping about taking three little bitches and putting them in a line is about as useful as still knowing how to roll a joint. Rolleyes

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10-04-2015, 01:07 PM
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I can juggle. Poorly.

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10-04-2015, 01:52 PM
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I can balance a spoon on my nose.Laughat

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10-04-2015, 01:57 PM
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I can lick my elbow. I've deconverted many a theist with that closing argument.
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10-04-2015, 02:58 PM
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I could score millions in Galaga...haven't seen one of those games in years.

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10-04-2015, 03:26 PM
RE: Obsolete and/or Useless Talents
(10-04-2015 11:45 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(10-04-2015 11:12 AM)Alex K Wrote:  I can sex hamsters very efficiently. Granted, it can be a useful skill in some situations.

I'm sure the hamsters are appreciative.....

Undecided

I don't think it means what you think it means ^^

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10-04-2015, 03:42 PM
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I can turn alcohol into regret.
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10-04-2015, 04:07 PM
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(10-04-2015 03:26 PM)Alex K Wrote:  
(10-04-2015 11:45 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I'm sure the hamsters are appreciative.....

Undecided

I don't think it means what you think it means ^^

Don't bet on that....

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The hamsters just don't like lying on their back, while you poke about figuring out their wedding tackle......

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