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11-04-2015, 10:11 AM
RE: Obsolete and/or Useless Talents
I can program in BASIC. That's as obsolete as it gets.
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11-04-2015, 10:29 AM
RE: Obsolete and/or Useless Talents
Uuh, here's one - I can sing "A British Tar" from HMS Pinafore

(11-04-2015 10:11 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  I can program in BASIC. That's as obsolete as it gets.

Don't say that. VB.NET lives! Wink

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11-04-2015, 10:34 AM
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(11-04-2015 10:11 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  I can program in BASIC. That's as obsolete as it gets.


QBasic Gorillas was awesome.

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11-04-2015, 10:37 AM
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SNAKES!!!

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11-04-2015, 11:37 AM
RE: Obsolete and/or Useless Talents
I can turn my tongue all the way upside down in both directions. I can also make my tongue look like a 3 lead clover. I can do lots of interesting thing with my tongue.

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11-04-2015, 11:55 AM
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(11-04-2015 11:37 AM)Losty Wrote:  I can turn my tongue all the way upside down in both directions. I can also make my tongue look like a 3 lead clover. I can do lots of interesting thing with my tongue.

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11-04-2015, 12:13 PM
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Me too. I can flip (both ways), curl and clover-leaf my tongue.

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11-04-2015, 12:33 PM
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Well. I got you all beat.


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'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, and that's all.

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11-04-2015, 12:47 PM (This post was last modified: 11-04-2015 12:54 PM by Exian.)
RE: Obsolete and/or Useless Talents
There were only two things I couldn't do from that video: Raise both eyebrows independently (I can only do my left) and lick my nose.

Oh! I can also bend all of my toes back to touch the top of my foot. Oh man, I forgot about my feet. I can do the surfer-narly sign with my right foot, make the Vulcan live long and prosper sign with my left foot, and make a fist with both feet. I can also cross my big and index toes both ways, as well as cross my pinky toes over my ring toes. Flexible toes aren't entirely useless either, I've kicked the hell out of some coffee tables and I've never stubbed them.
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11-04-2015, 01:28 PM
RE: Obsolete and/or Useless Talents
(11-04-2015 12:47 PM)Exian Wrote:  There were only two things I couldn't do from that video: Raise both eyebrows independently (I can only do my left) and lick my nose.
I can only raise my left eyebrow as well. What could this mean?
Consider

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