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01-06-2013, 05:56 PM
Odd bizarre things that have happened to you
My hope is this will be a funny thread to share those strange, one of a kind, type events that happen in life. It has to have happened to you-or someone in your immediate family (kids, siblings, parents) no copying and pasting stuff from the internet....PJ.


When my daughter was in 3rd grade, a camel tried to swallow her arm on a field trip. Her arm was in its mouth up to the elbow and it was trying to pull her thru the fence. Her teacher pulled her free.

I was on that trip as a chaperone. I missed the whole thing.

Her arm was covered in buckets of camel-spit.

I secretly laugh every time I see a camel.


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01-06-2013, 06:13 PM
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Wow - that's weird. He probably liked her salty taste. Shy

I'm trying to think of some bizarre things I've experienced... accidental death and mayhem always seem to cancel out the funny parts so... I'll have to get back to you. Dodgy

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01-06-2013, 06:28 PM
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The first time I got a boner. Doesn't get more bizarre than that.

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02-06-2013, 12:06 AM
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I'm beginning to feel like my whole life is just one bizarre thing after another happening to me. Can't think of any funny ones at the moment, though.
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02-06-2013, 12:35 AM
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From another thread on most emabarssing moments:


(09-03-2013 10:41 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I once shot across the room a lube covered diaphragm at my gynecologist and hit her between the eyes.

She had been showing me how to insert it.

After she quickly exited the room and burst out laughing. A fellow doctor or nurse was heard by me asking, "what's so funny and why do you have lube on your nose?"

My shining moment....

There are others but rather bawdy.

I also recently nailed my husband in the nuts with a.....umm...marital aid.


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02-06-2013, 06:20 AM
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(02-06-2013 12:35 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  From another thread on most emabarssing moments:


(09-03-2013 10:41 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I once shot across the room a lube covered diaphragm at my gynecologist and hit her between the eyes.

She had been showing me how to insert it.

After she quickly exited the room and burst out laughing. A fellow doctor or nurse was heard by me asking, "what's so funny and why do you have lube on your nose?"

My shining moment....

There are others but rather bawdy.

I also recently nailed my husband in the nuts with a.....umm...marital aid.
OMFG! I got tears in my eyes and cant breathe from laughing. Thank you for starting my day off right.


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02-06-2013, 06:24 AM
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(02-06-2013 12:06 AM)amyb Wrote:  I'm beginning to feel like my whole life is just one bizarre thing after another happening to me. Can't think of any funny ones at the moment, though.

Was just thinking the same about my life!

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02-06-2013, 07:13 AM
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(01-06-2013 06:28 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  The first time I got a boner. Doesn't get more bizarre than that.

It would be if it was covered in camel spit Yes

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02-06-2013, 07:16 AM
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Oh, FC...that's just twisted.

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02-06-2013, 07:27 AM
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(02-06-2013 12:35 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I also recently nailed my husband in the nuts with a.....umm...marital aid.

MomSBB, I really want to laugh at this, but as a male member...er...as a person of the opposite sex whose fellow member was hurt...ah nuts, nevermind.

That's funny and I'm cringing as I smile. Sadcryface

PS Tip of the Day: According to instructions for the aid you're probably supposed to rub or insert, not swing like a hammer. Shocking

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