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11-09-2015, 08:17 PM
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"Obesity is a disease? So is being a shopaholic, but I don't get a fucking parking pass.

It would make a lot of sense if I did; I'm the one with all the bags."




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12-09-2015, 03:13 PM
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When does a pentagon become a four sided object?

When it intersects with a plane.

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12-09-2015, 03:56 PM
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(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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12-09-2015, 03:58 PM
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(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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12-09-2015, 04:02 PM
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[Image: Tetristowers.gif?1315736767]

(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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12-09-2015, 04:20 PM (This post was last modified: 12-09-2015 04:24 PM by Free Thought.)
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(12-09-2015 04:02 PM)Octapulse Wrote:  [Image: Tetristowers.gif?1315736767]

"Where's the physics?!"

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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12-09-2015, 04:40 PM
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I KNEW it.... The Russians did it.... They invented Tetris after all.................

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12-09-2015, 08:59 PM
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That Subway post! Shocking Gasp
Damn, I love this thread!
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12-09-2015, 09:17 PM
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(12-09-2015 08:59 PM)beeglez Wrote:  That Subway post! Shocking Gasp
Damn, I love this thread!

Sadly, it doesn't fall too far outside the realm of reality.
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13-09-2015, 12:05 PM
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