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15-09-2015, 09:51 AM
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What does a horny toad say?

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15-09-2015, 08:58 PM
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(15-09-2015 09:51 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  What does a horny toad say?

Rubbit

Holy shit. I will be repeating this gem for the next week or so.
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15-09-2015, 09:00 PM
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(15-09-2015 09:51 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  What does a horny toad say?

Rubbit

Don't understand how this is offensive unless TTA is frequented by toads.

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15-09-2015, 09:04 PM
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I was bored.
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19-09-2015, 08:18 PM
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20-09-2015, 07:31 PM
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Decided to play it safe and put this here instead of in the laugh at religion thread due to one of the racial comments Tongue

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20-09-2015, 07:39 PM
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(20-09-2015 07:31 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Decided to play it safe and put this here instead of in the laugh at religion thread due to one of the racial comments Tongue

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"Taking Heads"

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20-09-2015, 07:41 PM
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(20-09-2015 07:31 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Decided to play it safe and put this here instead of in the laugh at religion thread due to one of the racial comments Tongue

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"Suicidal Tendencies"

Oh...wait...that name's already taken. Rolleyes

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20-09-2015, 07:50 PM
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Goathole Surfers

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24-09-2015, 07:44 PM
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OK, so this one isn't that offensive, but I can't find the other joke thread:

An elderly woman is preparing for her death, and she consults an attorney about what to do with her assets. She tells him "I don't own a home or fancy jewelry, and have no family, so this should be easy. I have $40,000 in savings, and I want a lavish funeral. The budget is $35,000. Can you arrange it for me?" The attorney assures her he can, and that $35,000 will provide a very nice funeral. "But what are you going to do with the other $5,000?" he asks.

She tells him she has never been with a man, and would like to use the $5,000 to hire a man to service her. The attorney is a bit taken aback, and tells the woman he will do his best to make it happen. That night, he goes home to his wife, and is telling her about his day. He mentions the client's request for sex with a man for $5,000, and his wife says "for $5,000 you should do it! We can take a nice cruise". After some consideration, he agrees, and the following evening, he gets all dressed up, and pays a visit to his client. An hour later, he checks in with his wife, and she asks how things went. The attorney says "She has now decided she'd like to have the city give her a pauper's funeral. I'm going to be here a while"
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