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26-09-2015, 04:21 PM
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01-10-2015, 08:16 AM
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01-10-2015, 05:19 PM
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"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

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03-10-2015, 04:49 AM
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04-10-2015, 11:54 AM
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Three pregnant women are sitting in a doctors waiting room knitting. Mom 1 checks her watch and takes a pill “Vitamin C, good for mom, good for baby.” Mom 2 takes a pill and says, “Vitamin A, good for mom, good for baby.” Mom 3 takes a pill and says, “Thalidomide…I can’t knit sleeves.”

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20-10-2015, 11:34 AM
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Got forwarded these from a British friend.


It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on rioters. They are putting some Tide washing powder in to stop the coloreds from running.
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Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.
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Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque...
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
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During last night's high winds an African family was killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said, "We didn't even know they were living up there".
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Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low.
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I was walking down the road when I saw an a bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony, shaking an Afghan carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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An Emergency Call Centre worker has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal. It seems that a caller dialed 911 from a cell phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah." To which the call centre employee replied, "Remain calm and stay on the line."

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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20-10-2015, 12:55 PM
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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns.

The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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20-10-2015, 01:53 PM
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Q. How long does it take to microwave a baby?
A. I don't know either - I was too busy jerking off.

Q. What's the main cause of paedophilia?
A. Sexy kids.

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20-10-2015, 01:58 PM
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Did you hear that Italy has an unfair advantage in the next summer Olympics??

Tryouts for the swimming team are starting today in Damascus and the winners are the first five to swim to Naples....

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20-10-2015, 07:27 PM
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