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20-10-2015, 07:30 PM
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[Image: Michelebachmann.jpg]

If we came from dust, then why is there still dust?
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20-10-2015, 07:48 PM
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So Oscar Pistorez is out!? ... The fight between him and his girlfriend was ridiculous anyway. He just wanted to paint the bathroom door but she was dead against it!

I'll just play the 'can I help you' lick!!!
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20-10-2015, 08:11 PM
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FFS, Cactus. There's a line!!

And it's behind you.

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20-10-2015, 08:43 PM
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(20-10-2015 07:30 PM)cactus Wrote:  [Image: Michelebachmann.jpg]

The vacant stare really creeps me out. Blink
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21-10-2015, 06:32 PM
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A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

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21-10-2015, 07:41 PM
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(20-10-2015 08:43 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(20-10-2015 07:30 PM)cactus Wrote:  [Image: Michelebachmann.jpg]

The vacant stare really creeps me out. Blink

Right! She just looks so fucking crazy.
That is the face of someone who just chopped up their family and fed them in a stew to her neighbors.

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21-10-2015, 08:56 PM
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Do you know why cavemen drag women by the hair? It's cuz women fill up with rocks and sticks if you drag them by the feet. Big Grin
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21-10-2015, 09:12 PM
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(20-10-2015 08:43 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(20-10-2015 07:30 PM)cactus Wrote:  [Image: Michelebachmann.jpg]

The vacant stare really creeps me out. Blink

She has clearly sold her soul to the devil.

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21-10-2015, 09:12 PM
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(21-10-2015 09:12 PM)cactus Wrote:  
(20-10-2015 08:43 PM)pablo Wrote:  The vacant stare really creeps me out. Blink

She has clearly sold her soul to the devil.

You know you want to fuck her.
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21-10-2015, 09:15 PM (This post was last modified: 21-10-2015 09:20 PM by cactus.)
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(21-10-2015 09:12 PM)KUSA Wrote:  
(21-10-2015 09:12 PM)cactus Wrote:  She has clearly sold her soul to the devil.

You know you want to fuck her.
No. We'd probably just get in the bedroom and she'd just ask me to do something freaky, like shoving dollar bills up her ass while she reads passages from Deuteronomy.

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