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21-10-2015, 09:27 PM
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This girl told me that she wouldn't sleep with me if I was the last person alive on Earth.

If I was the last person alive on Earth, she wouldn't have a choice in the matter.

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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21-10-2015, 09:29 PM
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My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists.

They performed unspeakable acts on her.

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21-10-2015, 09:30 PM
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My favourite game is Grand Theft Auto, you can do virtually anything.

I was able to experience raping a woman, robbing a charity shop and killing a Jew with my steel crowbar.

Then I went home to play Grand Theft Auto.

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22-10-2015, 12:47 AM
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(20-09-2015 07:31 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Decided to play it safe and put this here instead of in the laugh at religion thread due to one of the racial comments Tongue

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"Sunni and Shia" would have been sharper.

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23-10-2015, 01:32 PM
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The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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26-10-2015, 11:19 PM
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27-10-2015, 06:12 AM
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(23-10-2015 01:32 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  [Image: funny-science-pictures-3.jpg]

I don't get it

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27-10-2015, 06:19 AM
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(27-10-2015 06:12 AM)Lightvader Wrote:  I don't get it

(Rocket science is hard.)
Your mom is easy.

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27-10-2015, 06:26 AM
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(27-10-2015 06:19 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(27-10-2015 06:12 AM)Lightvader Wrote:  I don't get it

(Rocket science is hard.)
Your mom is easy.
Ah, I read it out wrong .
I saw "if it were easy, I'd be your mom"
Thanks

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27-10-2015, 02:41 PM
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Context: I am sound asleep. The phone rings and my mom's voice asks me, " why do women have two sets of lips?"
"Uh, Mom?"
"so they can piss and moan at the same time" Click!
I had just been rickrolled by my mother, years before AlGore invented the internet. It was before the song had been recorded!
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