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13-12-2015, 08:07 PM
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This cowboy riding cross country sees a sexy babe tied down with all 4 limbs tied to stakes in the desert floor. " What happened to you Miss?" He asked. Well these bad guys came along and killed my husband and kids and then all three of them tied me down like this and raped me," Unbuckling his belt the cowboy says "This ain't your lucky day is it babe?"
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14-12-2015, 09:34 PM
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23-12-2015, 01:18 PM
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I wonder if I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

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13-01-2016, 05:20 PM
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After an airplane encounters a particularly rough patch of turbulence, the captain comes on the intercom to reassure the passengers that everything is OK and that the flight should be smooth the rest of the way. Then he sets the microphone aside and says to his co-pilot "Well...I'm glad that's over. All I need now is a cup of coffee and a blow job," but he didn't shut it off right and his comment is heard by the entire plane. One of the flight attendants starts running towards the cockpit to let the pilot know what's going on, and a passenger, seeing this, calls out "Hey, lady! ....don't forget the coffee."

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13-01-2016, 06:49 PM
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Nazi concentration camp, warden to the inmates: "We'll arrange a footrace, first and last place gets executed, the rest can go home" Huge ovation and cheering erupts. Then the warden announces: "First pair to the starting line, please!"
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13-01-2016, 07:07 PM
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Another one:

The friendly soccer match between Columbia and Jamaica was a disaster. Instead of playing, the jamaicans smoked the grass while the columbians sniffed the white lines.
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13-01-2016, 10:19 PM
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14-01-2016, 02:51 PM
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In what way are terrorists like king salmon?
















Everything is just peachy until the SEALS show up.
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14-01-2016, 04:18 PM
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What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS???

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You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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14-01-2016, 06:08 PM
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How does a black guy train for a triathlon?

He runs down to the beach, swims a while then goes home with a bike.
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