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11-03-2016, 06:50 PM
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12-03-2016, 06:33 PM
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(11-03-2016 06:50 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  [Image: 12795426_1157754130951763_71634665028062...ak6htj.jpg]

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23-03-2016, 03:57 AM
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Not really offensive but,

I am a radical wasabi-ist, that shit is great on sushi!

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23-03-2016, 06:21 AM
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(05-03-2016 02:48 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  [Image: like-women-how-i-like-my-coffee_o_777394.jpg]

Don't know if I answered this last week when I first saw it, but come on down to the Dominican Republic. Less than $22.00 is the going rate for an all nighter.

It's actually much more.

You have to factor in a lifetime of antiretroviral therapy medications....................

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23-03-2016, 07:25 AM
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A cop was driving down the road when he came across a guy by the side of the road. He was digging holes and putting limp bodies in and then covering them up with soil.

The cop said to the guy: "What's happening here?"

The guy said: "Just burying a bunch of kat lickers".

"How come?", asked the cop.

"Well", said the guy, I was driving down the road when I came across tem. They wouldn't get out of my way so I just ran them down. Now, I'm burying them".

"How many were there?" said the cop.

"Oh", said the guy, "about a dozen or so".

"Were they all dead?" said the cop.

"Well", said the guy "some of 'em said they weren't but you know what lying fuckers kat lickers are".

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23-03-2016, 11:50 AM
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1st man:How dare you fart before, sir.

2nd man: I'm sorry, I didn't realise that it was her turn.

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24-03-2016, 11:39 AM
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Boyfriend: How would you like your eggs in the morning, darling?

Girlfriend: Unfertilised, please.

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24-03-2016, 04:12 PM
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There is a knock at the door.

Headmaster: "Enter".

They walk in.

Headmaster: "Good afternoon. I am the headmaster".

Mr Bates: "Good afternoon Headmaster. I'm Mr Bates. This is my wife, Mrs Bates and my son, master bates".

Headmaster: "Does he now. Well, we'll soon cure him of that at this school".

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25-03-2016, 09:11 PM
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Women aren't meant to go camping when they're on their period because what's the point in taking you if you're not going to fuck us.

It's a joke! They're actually worried that if you go camping when you're menstruating that you might attract a bear and then bite its fucking head off for no good reason.

It's basic bear safety...

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26-03-2016, 11:19 AM
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(23-03-2016 11:50 AM)god has no twitter account Wrote:  1st man:How dare you fart before, sir.

2nd man: I'm sorry, I didn't realise that it was her turn.

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