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08-04-2016, 07:43 PM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
Who the fuck eats watermelon that way? What a waste.

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08-04-2016, 07:45 PM
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(08-04-2016 07:43 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Who the fuck eats watermelon that way? What a waste.
Looks like they cut it open with a fucking shoe.
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08-04-2016, 07:49 PM
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Plus that photo has a sorta pedo vibe to it.

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09-04-2016, 01:33 PM
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How do you get a 14-year-old Muslim girl pregnant?
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Cum on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

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15-04-2016, 04:24 AM
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A man is stuck in traffic on the M25 motorway approaching Heathrow Airport

He asks a Police officer about the delay, as he is walking from car to car,speaking with each of the drivers.

The Policeman says, “There are three Islamists blocking the traffic and threatening to douse themselves with petrol and set themselves on fire if we don’t get them airline tickets to the Middle East. So we’re taking up a collection for them.”

The Man replies “How much have you got so far?”

The Policemen responds, “About 60 litres,...... But a lot of people are still siphoning”.

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15-04-2016, 12:20 PM
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How do you make a gay man fuck a woman?
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Shit in her cunt.

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18-04-2016, 04:21 PM
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A priest walks into a courtroom.

The judge says "have you been made aware of the crimes for which you are accused?"

The priest says "the only crimes I care about are those written by God in the holy scripture"

The judge says "Okay... Matthew 11, Luke 5, and John 13... three kids you are no longer allowed within 100 metres of..."

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18-04-2016, 06:55 PM
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Why is it so bad to be black and Jewish?
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You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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18-04-2016, 07:07 PM
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How many Jews can you fit in a car?
25
2 in the front seat
3 in the back seat
20 in the ash tray
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21-04-2016, 04:29 PM
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