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12-06-2016, 05:12 PM
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A Muslim walks into a gay bar.
The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
The Muslim replies, "Let me get some shots for everybody!"

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12-06-2016, 05:22 PM
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This little boy has a hare lip and is hesitant to go to school, but mommy walks him to the bus stop. He gets on and says Dood Mooning Mr Bus driver. The bus driver knocks the kid towards the back of the bus. Mommy says nothing and comforts the kid when he gets home. The next day she is closer when her son climbs onto the bus and says Dood Mooning Mr Bus driver, and the bus driver knocks the kid down, then picks him up by the shoulders and kicks him down the aisle of the bus and gives the mother the finger. THe third morning Mommy steps toward the bus ahead f her son and asks the bus driver why he mistreats her son."He'zh alays makin fun ah my hare lip. You've heard him!"
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12-06-2016, 05:26 PM
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(12-06-2016 05:12 PM)Vosur Wrote:  A Muslim walks into a gay bar.
The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
The Muslim replies, "Let me get some shots for everybody!"

Fuck "TOO SOON"

that right there, is funny...

Big Grin

(really poor taste, but funny...)


heh

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12-06-2016, 05:48 PM
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Feminist once asked me "Do you know that thousands of women will get raped this year? "

"Yeah, I know, my New Year resolutions are always ambitious"

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13-06-2016, 02:55 PM
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(12-06-2016 05:12 PM)Vosur Wrote:  A Muslim walks into a gay bar.
The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
The Muslim replies, "Let me get some shots for everybody!"

Fuck, you beat me to it. Hobo

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16-06-2016, 09:28 PM
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What do you call a gay grenadier?

A fraggit

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16-06-2016, 09:50 PM
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how about a menstruating masochist ?
A happy cramper.
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16-06-2016, 09:58 PM
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A doberman and a cocker spaniel meet in the waiting room at the vet's office.
Dobie says "what are you in for?"
Cocker says " my owner got some brand new furniture the other day and he left me home alone all day. Well, you know us cockers..."
The Dobie nods "Uh huh"
Cocker says "I trashed the shit out that couch. I had stuffing on the kitchen table, and made a big nest of what was left. He comes home and I figure I am in for a beating, but he got really quiet, got the leash and brought me down here. he's gonna have me put to sleep!!"
Dobie says "oh no kidding, that's terrible"
Cocker says " so what are you here for?"
Dobie says " My owner, she's getting ready for a night on the town and running around in nothing but panty hose and garters, and she drops an earring. She gets down on her knees looking for it. Well you know us Dobies......."
The Cocker blurts out " she's gonna have you put to SLEEP?"
Dobie holds up a front paw and looks at it. "Nah, I'm here to get my nails trimmed"
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17-06-2016, 01:55 AM
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This is fucking brutal.

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20-06-2016, 11:26 AM
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Did you hear about the gay ornithologist? He was a cock gazer...
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