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20-06-2016, 11:37 AM
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President Trump.
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20-06-2016, 06:32 PM
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(20-06-2016 11:37 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  President Trump.


Whoa! I know this is the offensive joke thread where anything goes, but that crosses the line! I'm all for a good dead baby or genocide joke, but this it just going too far.
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21-06-2016, 08:09 AM
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There once was a lady named Alice,
Who used C-4 for a phallus.
They found her vagina in South Carolina
And parts of her anus near Dallas.
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24-06-2016, 09:32 PM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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11-07-2016, 01:28 PM
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Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD-40.
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12-07-2016, 08:52 PM
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Ha ha. I just copied and pasted this.

Quote:Q: How do you get an elephant on top of an oak tree?
A: Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years.

Q: What if you don't want to wait fifty years?
A: Parachute him from an airplane.

Q: Why isn't it safe to climb oak trees between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?
A: That's when the elephants are skydiving.

Q: Why are pygmies so short?
A: They climb oak trees between 2 and 4 in the afternoon.

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12-07-2016, 10:07 PM
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A man pulls a rolling stop at a stop sign and gets pulled over.

"Sir, I'd like to see you license and registration."

"What did I do officer?"

"You didn't stop at that stop sign back there."

"I slowed down and nobody was around. What's the difference?"

"Get outta the car sir!"

The officer pulls his night stick out and commences to beat the fuck out of the motorist.

"Stop! Stop!"

"Do you want me to stop or slow down?"

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13-07-2016, 09:02 AM
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A little native American boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why do we always have long names? The white men have shorter names - Dave, Sam, Chuck, for example?"

His father replied, "My son, our names usually have a meaning. They say something about us, our special circumstances, how we fit into this world.

Your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.

Your brother is Big White Horse of the Prairies. He was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp. He is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people.

It's simple and easy to understand. Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China?

We have to remember that what we observe is not nature herself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning ~ Werner Heisenberg
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14-07-2016, 05:05 PM
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I didn't know where else to put it. Laugh out load

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17-07-2016, 03:45 PM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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