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17-07-2016, 03:46 PM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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17-07-2016, 04:02 PM
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A young black girl on her 15th birthday said Daddy "Remember you promised you'd take me to Florida when I got to be 15."
"No I didn't!"
"Yes you did."
"Oh Now I remember' I said when you got to be 15 I was gonna tampa with you!"
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17-07-2016, 04:07 PM
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(12-06-2016 05:48 PM)Slowminded Wrote:  Feminist once asked me "Do you know that thousands of women will get raped this year? "

"Yeah, I know, my New Year resolutions are always ambitious"

True story. As a young newly married man of 19 years old I came home from looking for work one day and my wife said "There is a man wanted for rape right here in this neighborhood."
"How much does it pay?"I asked!
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17-07-2016, 05:27 PM
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You know there are almost 1,000,000 battered women?

All this time, I've been eating them raw.

"They think, therefore I am" - god
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20-07-2016, 07:14 PM
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How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat?

She fits into your wife's clothes.

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21-07-2016, 09:17 AM
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I'm a creationist... I believe that man created God.
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01-08-2016, 09:15 PM
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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

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Because they steal all the green cards! Angel

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08-08-2016, 09:07 AM
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There was once a young fellow from Nantucket
Whose penis was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a pussy,
I'd fuck it."


An oldie...
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08-08-2016, 04:05 PM
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Why do elephants have red balls?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
See, it works!

What's the most terrifying noise in the jungle?
The sound of monkeys picking cherries.

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15-08-2016, 06:55 PM
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(15-08-2016 06:06 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(15-08-2016 04:55 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...anded.html

Caskets floating down the streets.

That’s a bit disturbing. Shocking

Just imagine music from Popeye edited over the footage.


(Didn't wanna post that joke in Personal Issues. Sorry)

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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