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23-11-2016, 10:18 AM
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What did the leper say to the whore?

You can keep the tip.
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26-11-2016, 08:44 PM
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...and the last thing that I saw was that poor monkey trying to put the cork back in.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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26-11-2016, 08:55 PM
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OK, I saw this the other day, but I'll have to ask you ladies to avert your eyes...

Elderly couple driving through the English countryside. Man, driving, sees a badger at the roadside, apparently hit by a car. Steps out, sees it is still alive. He brings it around and sets it on the passenger's side floor, in front of his wife. Gets in and drives off, but looks over to see it is shivering. He says, "Pull it up under your skirt to keep it warm". She says, "But it's all wet and smelly!". He says, "Well, hold its nose then!".
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29-11-2016, 01:26 PM
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What's the difference between praying and preying?


When the priest and the altar boy are praying - it's the priest who's on his knees...........

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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30-11-2016, 08:55 AM
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

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30-11-2016, 12:51 PM
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(30-11-2016 08:55 AM)Vosur Wrote:  Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

...or, alternatively, because 7 8 9.

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17-12-2016, 02:32 PM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
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17-12-2016, 06:10 PM
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Henry Heimlich dead at 96.
Rumor has it he choked to death.
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17-12-2016, 08:00 PM (This post was last modified: 17-12-2016 08:47 PM by Fireball.)
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Elderly couple is driving in the country and the husband spots a badger beside the road, evidently hit by a motorist. He goes out and picks it up, and puts it on the passenger's side floor in front of his wife, who is, of course kind of not liking that. They drive off, the guy looks over and can see that the badger is shivering. He says, "Pull it up under your skirt to keep it warm!". The wife says, "But it's wet and smelly!", to which he replies, "Well hold his nose, then!".
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15-01-2017, 02:03 AM
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The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.
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