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22-06-2017, 01:49 PM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
Damn I'm gonna love this place!

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22-06-2017, 01:52 PM
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(23-01-2017 06:30 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(23-01-2017 04:12 PM)Chas Wrote:  Donald Trump is President of the United States of America.

This is so disgusting I almost flagged it. Evil_monster
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22-06-2017, 03:17 PM
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(22-06-2017 01:52 PM)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  
(23-01-2017 06:30 PM)Fireball Wrote:  This is so disgusting I almost flagged it. Evil_monster
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Laugh out load That little bugger should chew his fish a little better!
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26-06-2017, 04:46 PM
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How do you think the unthinkable?
- With an itheberg!

"Freedom is the freedom to say that 2+2=4" - George Orwell (in 1984)
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10-07-2017, 10:48 PM
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I told this rude joke to a legalistic, Baptist, Bible Thumper after he assured me that I could not make him laugh with a "sinful" joke.



A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR:

Bartender, I'll have a double scotch straight up!

BARTENDER

That's a strong drink, what's the occasion my friend?

MAN

I just had my first blow job.

BARTENDER

Your first blow job? Congratulations, friend! Here is your double scotch straight up, and the next one is on me!

MAN

No thanks. If this doesn't get rid of the taste of it nothing will.


(The Bible Thumper lost and ended up laughing. He hated me after that)

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30-07-2017, 01:12 PM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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30-07-2017, 05:14 PM
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I... didn't quite know where else this could possibly fit, but...

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No, seriously

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30-07-2017, 07:00 PM
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(30-07-2017 05:14 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  I... didn't quite know where else this could possibly fit, but...

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No, seriously

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07-08-2017, 06:57 PM
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Why are women such bad judges of distance?

All our adult lives we've been told this much is 8 inches.

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09-08-2017, 04:33 AM
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well crap, I've tried almost everything... over quota perhaps?

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