Offensive Joke Thread
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 2 Votes - 5 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
10-08-2017, 11:27 PM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
What do you give someone who has everything?

A fat lip.

"Old men make old words holy. - A fool may scrawl on a slate and if no one has the wit to wipe it clean for a thousand years the scrawl becomes the wisdom of ages."

Honorous J. Ancrath
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes M. Linoge's post
16-08-2017, 08:32 AM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread



"Old men make old words holy. - A fool may scrawl on a slate and if no one has the wit to wipe it clean for a thousand years the scrawl becomes the wisdom of ages."

Honorous J. Ancrath
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
16-08-2017, 02:33 PM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
What do you get when you mix a black person and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick cotton!
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
16-08-2017, 02:52 PM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
(16-08-2017 02:33 PM)Mrhall1923 Wrote:  What do you get when you mix a black person and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick cotton!
[Image: 46659982f67fc9971fe35325d435ead8.jpg]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
16-08-2017, 05:39 PM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
What are you supposed to do after eating your vegetables?










Throw away the wheelchairs.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Old Man Marsh's post
16-08-2017, 05:45 PM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
Shame on you, Old Man Marsh. You're supposed to recycle those things.

Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
"Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know." ~ Morticia Addams
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
16-08-2017, 05:48 PM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
(10-08-2017 11:27 PM)M. Linoge Wrote:  What do you give someone who has everything?

A fat lip.

What do you give a girl who has everything? A bikini to put it in!
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
16-08-2017, 05:59 PM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
Ya know why women have two sets of lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time!
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply
Forum Jump: