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17-09-2017, 09:13 AM
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So if ejaculate could tell a joke, would that make it a silly jizzem?

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17-09-2017, 01:25 PM
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I've just been into town, I saw a man with a white stick hitting a deaf guy over the head with it.. I can't stand senseless violence.

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17-09-2017, 04:08 PM
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Copypasta:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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04-10-2017, 05:34 AM
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We need to ban country music. It drives people to kill.

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08-10-2017, 11:11 AM
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When I'm arguing with the bloke next to me in the public toilets, I'm glad I can hold my own.Facepalm

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08-10-2017, 11:18 AM
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What's the difference between Hilary Clinton and a KitKat? You can only get 4 fingers in a KitKat.Facepalm

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08-10-2017, 11:19 AM
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*HillaryFacepalm

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08-10-2017, 11:21 AM
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...Facepalm

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08-10-2017, 01:00 PM
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Two nuns in a supermarket down the veg isle, one says to the other "Do we really need 3 cucumbers"
"We can always eat one" says the otherFacepalm

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08-10-2017, 01:01 PM
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What's red and goes around knocking on windows? A baby in a microwave Facepalm

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