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17-09-2017, 09:13 AM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
So if ejaculate could tell a joke, would that make it a silly jizzem?

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17-09-2017, 01:25 PM
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I've just been into town, I saw a man with a white stick hitting a deaf guy over the head with it.. I can't stand senseless violence.

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17-09-2017, 04:08 PM
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Copypasta:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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