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08-10-2017, 03:03 PM
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She's that fat that I was making love to her last night, and I burned my arse on the lightbulb Facepalm

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08-10-2017, 04:31 PM
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What do you call a man with no arms?...Shitty arse Facepalm

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08-10-2017, 04:33 PM
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What do you call a Mexican with no arms?... Gracias Facepalm

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08-10-2017, 04:35 PM
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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?...Bob Facepalm

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08-10-2017, 04:45 PM
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08-10-2017, 04:49 PM
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What's got five fingers and is hairy?.. A dwarfs armpit Facepalm

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08-10-2017, 04:53 PM
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What do you call an Australian in a university?... The cleaner Facepalm

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12-10-2017, 01:03 PM
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The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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12-10-2017, 02:10 PM
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What have Blackpool and Cher got in common?..... Neither have been fucking sunny for years.

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12-10-2017, 06:04 PM
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It's the final of the 50 meters swimming contest in the disabled olympics.

There are three finalists. One has no arms. The second has only one arm and one leg on the same side of his body. The third is just a head.

The gun goes off, and they get into the water.

The guy with no arms thrashes his legs furiously, and wins the race.

The one armed, one legged man swims around in ever increasing circles, until he too crosses the finishing line.

The head however is nowhere to be seen. Concerned, the organisers send in rescue divers, who locate the head at the bottom of the pool, and pull him to safety. As he reaches the surface, he coughs and splutters then says:

"Thanks guys. It's never happened to me before, I got cramps in both ears."

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