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12-10-2017, 06:14 PM (This post was last modified: 12-10-2017 06:19 PM by BackSlider.)
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Dodgy

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Rolleyes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?
Cool
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can fuck some pig.
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Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, "Hey, cut it out, alright." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.

After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says," I said don't do that again!" The rear tiger says "sorry" again and they continue.

After about another five minutes, the rear tiger repeats his action. The front tiger turns and says, "What is it with you, anyway? I said to stop." The rear tiger says, "I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer and I'm just trying to get the taste out of my mouth."


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How can you tell when a woman climaxes? Who cares?
GaspBig Grin (Guy joke).

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(Another guy joke).
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his
trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need
to see your ticket ,not your stub."

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18-10-2017, 05:53 PM
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Ha ha!
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31-10-2017, 05:37 PM
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"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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31-10-2017, 05:49 PM
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What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head when he hits your windshield? Blink
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31-10-2017, 06:57 PM
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(31-10-2017 05:49 PM)Gwaithmir Wrote:  What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head when he hits your windshield? Blink

His ass

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01-11-2017, 12:07 AM
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(31-10-2017 06:57 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(31-10-2017 05:49 PM)Gwaithmir Wrote:  What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head when he hits your windshield? Blink

His ass

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01-11-2017, 11:34 AM
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06-11-2017, 05:32 PM
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"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

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06-11-2017, 05:46 PM
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(06-11-2017 05:32 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  [Image: l-10558.jpg]

She should give him a willy to live.
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06-11-2017, 05:58 PM
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(06-11-2017 05:46 PM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  
(06-11-2017 05:32 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  [Image: l-10558.jpg]

She should give him a willy to live.

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