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17-11-2012, 04:44 PM
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Two pedophiles sunbathing on the beach. One says to the other "Can you get out of my son".

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17-11-2012, 04:53 PM
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(17-11-2012 02:26 PM)Logica Humano Wrote:  If a couple in Alabama gets divorced, are they still brother and sister?
Yes

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18-11-2012, 06:32 AM
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"Take me back to your place and fuck me up the arse!" Some fat girl demanded last night.

"I would but I don't have any lubricant," I said.

"Oh you won't need any, I'm very loose," she winked.

"Maybe so," I replied, "but my door frame is very narrow."
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18-11-2012, 09:48 AM
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A single action is worth more than the words it takes to describe it.
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18-11-2012, 10:07 AM
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What did the little black boy get for his birthday?








Your bike.

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18-11-2012, 11:47 AM
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(18-11-2012 09:48 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  

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18-11-2012, 11:55 AM
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(18-11-2012 11:47 AM)BizzysaidAss Wrote:  
(18-11-2012 09:48 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  

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He left out fat jokes or was the fat joke xD

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18-11-2012, 01:19 PM
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What is a redneck virgin?

A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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18-11-2012, 02:23 PM
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(17-09-2012 01:40 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  A 17 year old girl approaches her father, and asks to borrow the car. The father replies, "you can borrow the car if you give me a blow job."

The girl is appalled, but desperately wants to borrow the car, so after some debate, she gives in and agrees to give her father a blow job.

After a couple seconds, she stops and says, "ew gross! Dad, your dick tastes like shit!", to which the father replies, "oh that's right. Your brother already asked to borrow the car tonight."
Offensive jokes are about making people laugh while simultaneously making them do the "OW!" face and feeling grossed out and/or appalled. Victory!
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18-11-2012, 02:34 PM
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Priest, minister and rabbi walk into a pick-up bar.

The priest ask if they can go to a Chuck-E-Cheese instead.
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