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16-04-2013, 03:41 AM (This post was last modified: 16-04-2013 09:13 AM by Dark Light.)
RE: The offensive jokes thread
I saw a nigger carrying a T.V down the street and I thought, "That looks just like mine!" but I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.

I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to. He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!" "Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?" "See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."

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16-04-2013, 07:32 AM
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(16-04-2013 03:41 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  I saw a nigger carrying a T.V down the street and I thought, "That looks just like mine!" but I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.

I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!" "Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?" "See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."

Those were new to me. Thus are good.

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16-04-2013, 10:26 AM
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What's 30 centimeters long and makes women sit up screaming and crying all night?



Crib death

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16-04-2013, 10:43 AM
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(16-04-2013 07:32 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(16-04-2013 03:41 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  I saw a nigger carrying a T.V down the street and I thought, "That looks just like mine!" but I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.

Those were new to me. Thus are good.

In that case, you might enjoy reading this thread from the beginning.

see post #94

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19-04-2013, 07:21 AM
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When I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted, "Fucking brilliant!"

Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order.

Especially as I was the first paramedic at the scene.

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20-04-2013, 11:12 PM
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(16-04-2013 10:43 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(16-04-2013 07:32 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  Those were new to me. Thus are good.

In that case, you might enjoy reading this thread from the beginning.

see post #94



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20-04-2013, 11:16 PM
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And I double-posted.

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20-04-2013, 11:39 PM
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(20-04-2013 11:12 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(16-04-2013 10:43 AM)DLJ Wrote:  In that case, you might enjoy reading this thread from the beginning.

see post #94



Ah, yes, the D'Oyly Carte.

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21-04-2013, 12:40 AM
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My brain is fucked up. When I heard about the Boston marathon bombing, my brain immediately came up with a fucked up joke

Where did the Boston marathon runner go during the bombing?

Everywhere

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21-04-2013, 02:02 AM
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(21-04-2013 12:40 AM)My proboscis sucks Wrote:  My brain is fucked up. When I heard about the Boston marathon bombing, my brain immediately came up with a fucked up joke

Where did the Boston marathon runner go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Too soon, dude, too soon.

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