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27-09-2013, 05:21 AM
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(27-09-2013 05:01 AM)I and I Wrote:  I told her we had to break up because she was seeing too many people on the side.



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I'm sorry cjlr, but this time it can't be avoided. Weeping




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27-09-2013, 02:12 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?

It was disabled.
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27-09-2013, 05:46 PM (This post was last modified: 28-09-2013 09:17 AM by NoSkyDaddy.)
RE: The offensive jokes thread
A good samarian, a lawyer, and a priest are on a sinking ship.
The Good Samaritan says "We've gotta save the children!".Angel
The lawyer says "Fuck the children!".Angry
The priest says "You think we've got time?".Smile

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01-10-2013, 12:11 PM
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I told my daughter I was into incest, she's taking it pretty hard.

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01-10-2013, 05:51 PM
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What do Republicans and tampons have in common? They're both stuck up cunts.

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01-10-2013, 07:08 PM
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Just got done reading the entire three, love it!!

What does a sprinkler have in common with three Chinese, one Mexican, and five blacks standing in a line? They both go "chink chink chink spick nigganigganigganigganigga" (sprinkler sound lol, better in person)


A man is driving in his large truck on a long road trip. He sees a black man stranded on the side of the road, his car broken down. With delight, the man swerved at the perfect moment, and killed the black guy with his truck.

The man then sees a white priest stranded in a similar manner, farther on down the road. The man decides to give the priest a lift to the nearest rest Area.

After driving a while, he sees another black man stranded on the side of the road up ahead. The man thinks to himself "what luck, two in one day! Surely I can't run him over with this priest in my car though..." So he devises a master plan.

The driver starts yawning and pretends to nod off. As he does so, he tries to slowly veer off toward the black man. Suddenly there is a loud WHAM! The man pretends to shake himself awake, and covers his grin with a look of horror.

"Dear god, did I hit that poor man??"

"No" the priest replies, "but luckily we were close enough I door-checked him as we went by"
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28-10-2013, 02:27 PM
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28-10-2013, 07:42 PM
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What do you call a gay black guy?

Niggerfaggot!

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28-10-2013, 08:02 PM
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Knock knock
Whos there
God
Fuck off Cunt

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28-10-2013, 08:07 PM
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Q: if you go camping and wake up groggy with a sore ass and a used condom nearby, would you tell anyone ?
A: NO!
Q: Would you like to go camping with me ?

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