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12-11-2013, 06:02 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
Excl Warning! Excl

Do not read this joke while you are eating.

Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A: A quarter pounder with cheese.

No

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12-11-2013, 06:05 PM
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Caution SFW (safe for work) joke.

What do you call a blind Deer.
No idea.

What do you call a blind deer with no legs
Still no idea.

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12-11-2013, 06:08 PM
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(12-11-2013 06:05 PM)sporehux Wrote:  Caution SFW (safe for work) joke.

What do you call a blind Deer.
No idea.

What do you call a blind deer with no legs
Still no idea.

This will make little sense to anyone who can properly speak English.

That being said, it would be better if spoken with an accent.
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12-11-2013, 06:11 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
(12-11-2013 06:08 PM)WeAreTheCosmos Wrote:  
(12-11-2013 06:05 PM)sporehux Wrote:  Caution SFW (safe for work) joke.

What do you call a blind Deer.
No idea.

What do you call a blind deer with no legs
Still no idea.

This will make little sense to anyone who can properly speak English.

That being said, it would be better if spoken with an accent.

Yeah...I have to admit that I don't get this one.

What kind of accent should we use?

Update: Never mind. I figured it out. Smile

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12-11-2013, 11:57 PM
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How did the Irishman get a red foot.
Tried to kick start a menstrual cycle

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13-11-2013, 04:02 AM
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I don't get the deer joke....is there some hidden slang i don't know?

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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13-11-2013, 04:20 AM
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(13-11-2013 04:02 AM)Lightvader Wrote:  I don't get the deer joke....is there some hidden slang i don't know?

It requires a southern american accent. The joke should sound like No Idea'r. It's better as a spoken joke than a written one.

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13-11-2013, 04:36 AM
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In Australian, idea = eyedeer
What is the great satan pronunciation ?

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13-11-2013, 04:46 AM
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Wow you really can find anything on youtube.
I take it the US don't say the word like.its spoken at 0:30

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13-11-2013, 07:27 AM
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If you don't get the deer joke, you're an idiot.

Just sayin.

Carry on.
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