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14-11-2013, 04:04 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
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"Don't answer that. A rhetorical question."
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14-11-2013, 05:01 PM
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I just saw this picture of Shrek

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and I'm laughing because it's as if (from the angle) someone is about to give him a blowjob

(tears are coming out of my eyes)

"that’ll do, Donkey

that’ll do"





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14-11-2013, 05:16 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
(14-11-2013 05:01 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I just saw this picture of Shrek

[Image: tumblr_mbt5z3l0P51qbd7f0.png]

and I'm laughing because it's as if (from the angle) someone is about to give him a blowjob

(tears are coming out of my eyes)

"that’ll do, Donkey

that’ll do"





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Thanks alot, now I can't sleep because of the image in my head of a mule sucking a big green cock.

Although I picture it would be far worse if Puss had a go with, ain't that right Tartarus?

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14-11-2013, 05:19 PM
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(14-11-2013 05:16 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  
(14-11-2013 05:01 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I just saw this picture of Shrek

[Image: tumblr_mbt5z3l0P51qbd7f0.png]

and I'm laughing because it's as if (from the angle) someone is about to give him a blowjob

(tears are coming out of my eyes)

"that’ll do, Donkey

that’ll do"





Sad

Thanks alot, now I can't sleep because of the image in my head of a mule sucking a big green cock.

Although I picture it would be far worse if Puss had a go with, ain't that right Tartarus?

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14-11-2013, 05:25 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
Stephen Hawking and Christopher Reeve walk into a bar.

...oh...wait...

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15-11-2013, 01:31 PM
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I tried joining a support group for people with Tourette Syndrome, but they told me to fuck off. Sad

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15-11-2013, 01:52 PM
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I called that Rape Support number from the papers...turns out it's only for the victims.

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15-11-2013, 02:13 PM
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"So Bruce, I was flying over south america and spotted wonder woman laying naked on the beach, legs spread out "
'Holy shit Clark what did you do'
" What do you think, I flew down there and buried the little man of steel to the hilt"
'Classic Kent !, Ohh boy, I bet she was surprised'
"Well you could say that, but no where near as surprised as the invisible man was"

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15-11-2013, 02:31 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a Porsche?

A: Not everyone has been in a Porsche.

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15-11-2013, 02:38 PM
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Man and woman riding in an elevator.

man says: "excuse me ...can I smell your feet? "

"what?...'fcourse not"

"oh..it must be your pussy then"

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