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17-11-2013, 03:00 PM
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17-11-2013, 07:33 PM
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Q: How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, but only God knows how they got in there...

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19-11-2013, 04:21 PM
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Q: How many cops does it take to push a hooker down the stairs?

A: None. "She fell"

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19-11-2013, 10:44 PM
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20-11-2013, 10:01 PM
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A priest, a pedophile, & a rapist walk into a bar....

and that was just the 1st guy Undecided
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20-11-2013, 10:44 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
Woman buys a wall mirror from wallmart, attendant asks , "do you want a screw for that "
she replys " no thanks , but i'll suck your cock for a lawn mower"

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21-11-2013, 05:38 AM
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21-11-2013, 07:34 AM
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(21-11-2013 05:38 AM)Vosur Wrote:  [Image: tumblr_mjy6vznwXR1qd5giho1_500.png]

Lmao. But you should have stopped at Fry.

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21-11-2013, 10:32 AM (This post was last modified: 21-11-2013 10:36 AM by Can_of_Beans.)
RE: The offensive jokes thread
An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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21-11-2013, 10:41 AM
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I just finished watching the Harry Potter movies and thought they were completely unrealistic. Seriously, who ever heard of a ginger with two friends?

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