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21-11-2013, 11:07 AM
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Q: What did God say after he created Adam?
A: "I can do better than that..."

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After God created Adam he told him that he could make the perfect mate for him, but it would cost an arm and a leg. Adam thought for a minute and said "What can I get for a rib?"

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21-11-2013, 05:37 PM
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(21-11-2013 10:41 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  I just finished watching the Harry Potter movies and thought they were completely unrealistic. Seriously, who ever heard of a ginger with two friends?

Hey! I have three! .... Kind of .... Tongue hehehe

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21-11-2013, 05:49 PM
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(21-11-2013 07:34 AM)sporehux Wrote:  Lmao. But you should have stopped at Fry.

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22-11-2013, 10:33 AM
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Q: Why does a woman smile when she walks down the aisle at her wedding?

A: Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

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22-11-2013, 10:41 AM
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Most offensive Joke I've heard for a long time:

PleaseJesus

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22-11-2013, 08:41 PM
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You call someone who speaks two languages "bilingual." You call someone who speaks more than two languages "multilingual." What do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American

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22-11-2013, 08:45 PM
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Q: What do you call a smart person in America?

A: A tourist.

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22-11-2013, 08:48 PM
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A guy walks into a bar and says "I just heard the best Polish joke! You guys gotta hear it." The bartender responds "before you tell the joke, you should know that I'm Polish, the big guy sitting next to you is Polish and the bouncer is also Polish. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?" The guy thinks for a moment and says "No...I don't want to explain it three times."

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23-11-2013, 11:15 AM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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23-11-2013, 05:01 PM
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Rev, that took me way too long to get,and when I finally did... I laughed and laughed. Omfg I'm such an awful person, I love this thread!

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