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23-11-2013, 07:23 PM
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24-11-2013, 09:20 AM
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24-11-2013, 11:37 AM
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When I want your opinion I'll read your entrails.
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24-11-2013, 11:59 AM
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Guy comes over to a Christian booth at a fair , says"

"How much are those pluses? "

"They are not pluses son, those are crosses, symbols of our faith"

"Ok, I'll take one of those with the gymnast on"

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24-11-2013, 02:03 PM
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Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 100. 1 to change the light bulb an 99 to fight over who gets to eat the packaging.

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25-11-2013, 12:27 AM (This post was last modified: 25-11-2013 12:45 AM by Bucky Ball.)
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Some students at Cal Tech were talking last week within earshot of a couple of us heathens, and they were talking about how "wonderful" the recent Mormon Tabernacle Choir concert was. They said the MC had asked how many in the choir and orchestra were married, and would they please stand up. Then the MC, said, "Well, it's encouraging to see it's an even number", (no polygamists). (heh heh), They were saying they thought the comment was in very poor taste. We burst out laughing. I guess ya had to be there. Mormon jokes. Weeping

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25-11-2013, 01:27 AM
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25-11-2013, 09:09 PM
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omfgLmao Laughat

this is just mean, but I laughed anyway

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25-11-2013, 09:19 PM
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Oh shit Laugh out load Laugh out load Laugh out load Laugh out load

Ooooh I should have not laughed that hard!! Thanks Guley!

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26-11-2013, 02:35 PM
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Did you hear that Karen Carpenter was attacked by flesh eating bacteria? Luckily for her, they starved to death.

If only Mama Cass had given Karen Carpenter that sandwich, they might both be alive today.

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