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26-11-2013, 09:03 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a white dead baby and a black dead baby?

A: About 10 minutes in the microwave.

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26-11-2013, 09:11 PM
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"not sure if "
"rescuing black person who fell overboard", or "shark fishing" ?

Theism is to believe what other people claim, Atheism is to ask "why should I".
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27-11-2013, 11:20 AM
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Q: What's the difference between a pussy and an asshole?

A: About an inch.

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27-11-2013, 12:37 PM (This post was last modified: 27-11-2013 12:48 PM by Can_of_Beans.)
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Q: Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?

A: Because they don't do anything right the first time.

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Q: What did Davey Crockett say when he saw Mexicans running toward the Alamo?

A: Who ordered concrete?

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Q: Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

A: Because they only had two vans.

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Q: Why don't Mexicans cross the border in threes?

A: Because the sign says no trespassing.

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Q: Why can't Mexicans play uno?

A: Because they steal all the green cards.

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27-11-2013, 12:55 PM
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Q: What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

A: They both come on small crackers.

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27-11-2013, 05:29 PM
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Q: What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A: A baby in a trash compactor.

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27-11-2013, 05:31 PM
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Q: What does the hispanic family give the daughter for her 16th birthday?
A: A lawnmower

Bury me with my guns on, so when I reach the other side - I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on, so when I'm cast out of the sky, I can shoot the devil right between the eyes.
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28-11-2013, 08:41 AM
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28-11-2013, 09:10 AM
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Q: How are fat girls like mopeds?

A: They're both fun to ride - just don't let your friends catch you on one.

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28-11-2013, 12:40 PM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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