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28-11-2013, 06:58 PM
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(28-11-2013 12:40 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  [Image: 49fddd1c5bcfe88eacca3b2e93f3f8.jpg]

I am not offended. Angry

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29-11-2013, 12:23 PM
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Q: What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps?

A: Phelps can actually finish a race.

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29-11-2013, 04:53 PM
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(29-10-2012 11:48 PM)Pavlovs_Ape Wrote:  How do you make a dead baby float?

One scoop ice cream, one scoop dead baby.

Alternate punchline:

How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off the back of its head.

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30-11-2013, 12:05 AM
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How many dead babies can you fit in a bucket?

4 1/2

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30-11-2013, 12:10 AM
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(28-11-2013 06:58 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(28-11-2013 12:40 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  [Image: 49fddd1c5bcfe88eacca3b2e93f3f8.jpg]

I am not offended. Angry

I am offended at the image not matching the thread. Censored

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30-11-2013, 12:27 AM
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What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus?

Santa Claus goes down the chimney.

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30-11-2013, 05:24 AM
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i used to be a necrophilliac until the rotten Cunt split on me.

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30-11-2013, 06:01 AM
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(30-11-2013 05:24 AM)sporehux Wrote:  i used to be a necrophilliac until the rotten Cunt split on me.

My first reaction was "eww..."

But then I thought "At least you're practicing safe sex. Dead people don't have AIDS."

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30-11-2013, 07:27 AM
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(30-11-2013 12:27 AM)Vosur Wrote:  What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus?

Santa Claus goes down the chimney.

That would be really offensive if a German told it. Drinking Beverage

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30-11-2013, 07:29 AM
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(30-11-2013 06:01 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(30-11-2013 05:24 AM)sporehux Wrote:  i used to be a necrophilliac until the rotten Cunt split on me.

My first reaction was "eww..."

But then I thought "At least you're practicing safe sex. Dead people don't have AIDS."

Hey, it never made the 10 commandments, its fair game.

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