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30-11-2013, 08:54 AM
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(28-11-2013 06:58 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(28-11-2013 12:40 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  [Image: 49fddd1c5bcfe88eacca3b2e93f3f8.jpg]

I am not offended. Angry

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30-11-2013, 10:21 AM
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What do you call a Serbian prostitute?

Slobberdown Mydickyoubitch

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30-11-2013, 10:30 AM
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(30-11-2013 06:01 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(30-11-2013 05:24 AM)sporehux Wrote:  i used to be a necrophilliac until the rotten Cunt split on me.

My first reaction was "eww..."

But then I thought "At least you're practicing safe sex. Dead people don't have AIDS."

Are you serious? Shocking

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30-11-2013, 10:39 AM (This post was last modified: 30-11-2013 10:42 AM by Can_of_Beans.)
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(30-11-2013 10:30 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(30-11-2013 06:01 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  My first reaction was "eww..."

But then I thought "At least you're practicing safe sex. Dead people don't have AIDS."

Are you serious? Shocking

No. I didn't really think "eww." Big Grin

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30-11-2013, 10:40 AM
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30-11-2013, 11:25 AM
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(30-11-2013 10:39 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(30-11-2013 10:30 AM)Chas Wrote:  Are you serious? Shocking

No. I didn't really think "eww." Big Grin

No, I meant about the AIDS.

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30-11-2013, 11:38 AM
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(30-11-2013 11:25 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(30-11-2013 10:39 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  No. I didn't really think "eww." Big Grin

No, I meant about the AIDS.

Oh...yeah, that part is true. Although technically AIDS isn't transmitted anyway. The real concern would be HIV, but dead people don't have that either. When the body dies the virus dies with it.

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30-11-2013, 11:39 AM
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(30-11-2013 11:38 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(30-11-2013 11:25 AM)Chas Wrote:  No, I meant about the AIDS.

Oh...yeah, that part is true. Although technically AIDS isn't transmitted anyway. The real concern would be HIV, but dead people don't have that either. When the body dies the virus dies with it.

No, the virus does not. Corpses are potentially filled with viruses and bacteria that will fuck you up.

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30-11-2013, 11:49 AM
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(30-11-2013 10:40 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  [Image: NOT+HUNGRY.jpg]

That's so not funny for the first 2 seconds.

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30-11-2013, 11:58 AM
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(30-11-2013 11:39 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(30-11-2013 11:38 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Oh...yeah, that part is true. Although technically AIDS isn't transmitted anyway. The real concern would be HIV, but dead people don't have that either. When the body dies the virus dies with it.

No, the virus does not. Corpses are potentially filled with viruses and bacteria that will fuck you up.

Looks like you may be partially correct. According to the Red Cross, some viruses die within 2 days, but HIV can potentially survive up to six days in a corpse.

http://www.icrc.org/eng/resources/docume...140110.htm

So I guess the moral of the story is this: sporehux, avoid the fresh ones. Sadcryface

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