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30-11-2013, 02:50 PM
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How many babies does it take to paint a house red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you get a Jewish girl's number?

Roll up her sleeve.

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What part of a vegetable can you not eat?

The wheelchair.

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What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full.

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I'm really offended by all the black jokes. I actually have a black guy in my family tree.

Go check, I think he's still hanging there.

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Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What's the difference between three dicks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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30-11-2013, 08:52 PM
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Q: What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?

A: In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

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02-12-2013, 12:22 PM
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Man I don't even post offensive stuff in here but

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Please tongue the bread.

Forget tongs, let’s take this to third base... Cool
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02-12-2013, 12:27 PM
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oh.

OH.

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02-12-2013, 05:48 PM
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(02-12-2013 12:27 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  [Image: tumblr_mwwsw8FZ8r1rz4mhqo1_500.jpg]

oh.

OH.

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Well, this must be awkward for Americans...

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02-12-2013, 05:52 PM
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(02-12-2013 05:48 PM)NL Atheist Wrote:  
(02-12-2013 12:27 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  [Image: tumblr_mwwsw8FZ8r1rz4mhqo1_500.jpg]

oh.

OH.

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Well, this must be awkward for Americans...

Not likely they could find England on a map.

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02-12-2013, 06:23 PM
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(02-12-2013 05:52 PM)sporehux Wrote:  
(02-12-2013 05:48 PM)NL Atheist Wrote:  Well, this must be awkward for Americans...

Not likely they could find England on a map.

See the reason is once we have a reason to learn where a country is on a map we remove it. Yes

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02-12-2013, 06:49 PM
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(02-12-2013 05:52 PM)sporehux Wrote:  
(02-12-2013 05:48 PM)NL Atheist Wrote:  Well, this must be awkward for Americans...

Not likely they could find England on a map.

See the reason is, once the the country is irrelevant on all levels we ignore it.
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02-12-2013, 10:27 PM
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(02-12-2013 06:49 PM)Regular_Joe Wrote:  
(02-12-2013 05:52 PM)sporehux Wrote:  Not likely they could find England on a map.

See the reason is, once the the country is irrelevant on all levels we ignore it.

And yet Americans so often talk about their own country.

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03-12-2013, 06:14 AM
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(02-12-2013 12:27 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  oh.

OH.

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Not this again... Let's get back to something we can all agree on: dead babies. Smile

Q: What's the difference between dead babies and peanut butter cups?

A: Dead babies don't stick to the roof of your mouth.

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