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03-12-2013, 11:32 AM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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03-12-2013, 11:37 AM
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(03-12-2013 06:14 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(02-12-2013 12:27 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  oh.

OH.

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THIS MEANS WAR (again)

Not this again... Let's get back to something we can all agree on: dead babies. Smile

I am tempted to make a "US vs rest of the World" thread. Let's have a proper pissing contest. Cool
It would be fun.

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03-12-2013, 03:01 PM
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I do enjoy joking about America. It's a national sport.

If something can be destroyed by the truth, it might be worth destroying.

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04-12-2013, 04:13 AM
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My friend got upset when the Simpsons lampooned Australia in one episode.
Americans are so arrogant etc..etc....

I called him a fucking idiot, the Simpsons lampoon America in every episode.

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06-12-2013, 02:31 PM (This post was last modified: 06-12-2013 04:15 PM by Can_of_Beans.)
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"Nelson Mandela dies at 95"

Respect where it's due...that's 5 miles per hour faster than Paul Walker.


Too soon? Unsure

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06-12-2013, 05:59 PM
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Okay! So how do you get a cat to go WOOF?

You pour gasoline on it, light a match, throw the match on the cat and it goes *WOOF!*

So how do you get a dog to go MEOW?

You stick it in the freezer, take it out four days later, toss it into a wood chipper and it goes *MEOW!*

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07-12-2013, 02:48 PM
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What does a cat say Helen? Mmmmmpppmmmmmrrrrmmm

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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07-12-2013, 03:00 PM
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Gordon

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07-12-2013, 03:08 PM
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(07-12-2013 03:00 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Gordon

Yes, definitely. Yes

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07-12-2013, 03:09 PM
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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's a woman.

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