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07-12-2013, 03:29 PM
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What's the difference between afterbirth and a bowling ball?

You can't eat a bowling ball!

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07-12-2013, 03:32 PM
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How do make an eight year old cry twice?

Pull out and cum on their teddy bear!

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08-12-2013, 02:56 PM
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I don't know where this kind of jokes came from. I think people were parodying Tolstoy. Probably when the movie War and Peace came out.


Year 1812. Tzarist Russia.

Pier Bezuchov waked up one morning and found something peculiar on his mouth. He looked closer and saw that it was a raspberry grain. He wondered, because it was a winter and he didn't eat a raspberry jam long ago. So he asked a servant, if he had an explanation. Finally they managed to explain the causal chain.
Last evening Pier Bezuchov made out with Natasha Rostov, Natasha during the day sucked dick of lieutenant Rzhevskiy, who "anally punished" his servant because at night he ate the lieutenant's jar of bottled raspberries...



Officers at the royal ball. One says: "If today lieutenant Rzhevskiy won't start talking some lewd things right when he comes, I'll shoot myself!" Next moment, lieutenant Rzhevskiy comes: "Gentlemen, let's talk about music today..." A gunshot sounded and lieutnant continues: "... for example today morning I fucked Natasha on the piano and I'll tell you, it's a devilishly slippery instrument..."

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08-12-2013, 06:19 PM
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Color all the pictures that begin with the n sound!



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10-12-2013, 11:14 AM
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Q. What did the little Mexican boy get for Christmas?

A. My bicycle

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10-12-2013, 02:38 PM
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11-12-2013, 11:56 AM
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11-12-2013, 03:02 PM
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12-12-2013, 08:14 PM
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Q. What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?

A. An Ethiopian.

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12-12-2013, 08:19 PM
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What was Hitler's least favorite drink?


Apple-Jews.

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