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13-12-2013, 01:18 AM
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(07-12-2013 03:32 PM)Crulax Wrote:  How do make an eight year old cry twice?

Pull out and cum on their teddy bear!

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13-12-2013, 08:25 AM
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Not yet. Any takers?

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Okay, fuck it. I'll go.

What's worse than a dead baby? A garbage can full of dead babies. What's worse that that? An alive one at the bottom. What's worse than that? The live one eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It coming back for seconds.

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13-12-2013, 08:27 AM
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This guy walks to a bar every day down some railroad tracks. He figures it's good exercise and then he isn't driving home drunk. One day the man bursts in and is really excited. The bartender wears an excited grin as the man begins to tell everyone what happened. "I just had the best sex of my life!" Everyone gathers around the man as he begins his tale of conquer.
"What were here boobs like?"
"They were perfect. Large and soft. They bounced beautifully as we made sweet love."
"What was her body like?"
"Oh so perfect. A nice little waist, scrumptious round ass, the works man, the works."
"What color was her hair? Blonde, Brunette, ooh maybe she was a spicy redhead."
"I don't know man; I never found her head."

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13-12-2013, 03:51 PM
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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?

An erection.




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Being raped.

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13-12-2013, 04:10 PM
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Sex solves everything...

...well, unless it's rape. Confused

This has been yet another "Only Half of the Conversation with Cheapthrillseaker".

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13-12-2013, 04:34 PM
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(13-12-2013 04:10 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Sex solves everything...

...well, unless it's rape. Confused

This has been yet another "Only Half of the Conversation with Cheapthrillseaker".

Solves the problem of the rapists horniness I suppose

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13-12-2013, 04:35 PM
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(13-12-2013 04:10 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Sex solves everything...

...well, unless it's rape. Confused

This has been yet another "Only Half of the Conversation with Cheapthrillseaker".

Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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13-12-2013, 05:00 PM
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Studies have shown that nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.

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13-12-2013, 07:39 PM
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Q. What's pink and red and sits in the corner?

A. A baby chewing on razor blades.

Q. What's green and sits in the corner?

A. The same baby six weeks later.

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14-12-2013, 10:42 AM
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I wanted my step-daughter to play with the rabbit I bought her for Christmas, but her mother said that sex toys were not an appropriate gift for an eight-year-old.

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