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14-12-2013, 07:41 PM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
(13-12-2013 01:18 AM)sporehux Wrote:  
(07-12-2013 03:32 PM)Crulax Wrote:  How do make an eight year old cry twice?

Pull out and cum on their teddy bear!

If this thread had a line, then that would have crossed it.

It's an offensive joke thread and that is the most offensive joke that I have ever heard!

Onward, my faithful steed!
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14-12-2013, 07:47 PM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
(14-12-2013 07:41 PM)Crulax Wrote:  
(13-12-2013 01:18 AM)sporehux Wrote:  If this thread had a line, then that would have crossed it.

It's an offensive joke thread and that is the most offensive joke that I have ever heard!

I wasn't going to, but here goes.

What's the best part about fucking a three year old in the ass?







Hearing the pelvis crack.
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14-12-2013, 08:19 PM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
(14-12-2013 07:47 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(14-12-2013 07:41 PM)Crulax Wrote:  It's an offensive joke thread and that is the most offensive joke that I have ever heard!

I wasn't going to, but here goes.

What's the best part about fucking a three year old in the ass?







Hearing the pelvis crack.
Bechased

What's the best part of fucking a 4 year old girl?

You can flip them over and pretend they are a 4 year old boy.

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14-12-2013, 08:23 PM
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Ok, that was the most offensive joke I had heard!

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14-12-2013, 08:24 PM
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(14-12-2013 08:19 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  What's the best part of fucking a 4 year old girl?

We must have had the same friends growing up somehow. Drinking Beverage

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14-12-2013, 08:45 PM
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What's the best thing about fucking twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them.

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16-12-2013, 12:05 AM
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My favorite game to play with my baby cousin is Child Abuse.
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18-12-2013, 08:51 PM
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What's the difference between a white man and a burglar? One steals everything you own, and the other is a burglar.

Wohoo, aboriginal joke!

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18-12-2013, 09:14 PM
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What do you get when cross a Puerto Rican with a pig?

Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do.

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18-12-2013, 10:05 PM
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(18-12-2013 08:51 PM)Elesjei Wrote:  What's the difference between a white man and a burglar? One steals everything you own, and the other is a burglar.

Wohoo, aboriginal joke!

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