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18-12-2013, 11:14 PM
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It took me a second to figure out what an Abo was. Damn Australians.

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18-12-2013, 11:21 PM
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(18-12-2013 11:14 PM)Elesjei Wrote:  It took me a second to figure out what an Abo was. Damn Australians.

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19-12-2013, 01:52 AM (This post was last modified: 19-12-2013 03:26 AM by Elesjei.)
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I don't care if these make sense; I'm tired.

What's better than an Australian? A kiwi. The fruit, the bird, the people - take your pick.

What's the difference between Australia and Tatooine? One is a desolate wasteland, the other is Tatooine.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question - they haven't even invented the wheel yet.

The Flintstones was a work of science fiction taking place in Australia.

Why is Australia a country? Only God knows.

Also, how is English the de facto language of Australia if no one speaks it?

Also also, I forget, but the punchline is Australia.

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20-12-2013, 05:23 PM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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20-12-2013, 06:26 PM
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Statistically, 1 In 20 Of Us Live Nextdoor To A Paedophile. Not Me Though, I Live Next Door To A Stunning Pair Of Seven Year Olds..

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21-12-2013, 06:47 AM
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(18-12-2013 11:21 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(18-12-2013 11:14 PM)Elesjei Wrote:  It took me a second to figure out what an Abo was. Damn Australians.

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21-12-2013, 06:53 AM
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A policeman knocked on my door last night.

He looked at me with a tear in his eye and said, "I've got some bad news."

"You poor bastard," I said, "Come in and I'll make you a cup of tea."

For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

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21-12-2013, 04:23 PM
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Reasons why I refuse to take another health class next semester

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22-12-2013, 10:04 AM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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23-12-2013, 05:51 AM
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My girlfriend was interested in banging me like they do in Hentai.

That is until she woke up in a dumpster without her limbs.
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